Finally got around to watching Avengers endgame, took 3 days

[ThaBronxBully]

Do You Gotta Wear Your Helmet When You’re Home Too?

 

[Switch]

I liked it but not as good as infinity war

 

[TripleAgent]

Endgame was great, it just couldn't logically fukk with Infinity War. I think of them as one movie.

 

[Norrin Radd]

Not saying this is the case here, but its two things Ive noticed when it comes to big time, well reviewed movies/shows:


Some people love to "brag" that they haven't seen it yet

and

Some people love to talk about how "trash" it was.

Its like their pleasure...

If it’s popular it’s shyt and if it’s not it’s underrated #theinternet

 

[The Frozen One]

Infinity War absolutely shyts on Endgame. Endgame was a boring cluster fukk and even the 30 mins of fighting at the end couldn't salvage it.

 

[Still FloW]

I aint played in a lil minute.
That Dr.Mario World is addicting as hell!!

i been tryna stack up a dope 5* all star team...

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

He wasn't considered a bytch until after he got his ass whupped by Thanos and went ghost the rest of the movie though.

The worst thing fans had to say prior to that was, he was being underutilized. But that was because of studio bullshyt.

Fred.

They did him dirty then made him take a back seat.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

its not the type of film u walk into without seeing 20 previous films first to fully appreciate it

that sounds insane

but its a true statement

and if u went into the film without doing that then u kinda played urself

And u would have to be a day one #marvelset fan to be

during this entire sequence

 

[TNC]

If you ain't watch every other MCU movie before it, don't even critique it. Its not for you.

 

[Homer Simpson]

movie was trash and made no sense. it's actually hilarious how bad it was when you hear all these people saying it was good the movie doesn't follow it's own logic, forget about the greater context of the older movies.

 

[Homer Simpson]

It's overrated but not bad. Thanos is actually a proper villain and will go down not only as a great comic book villain, but a great cinematic villain period.

Hulk didn't get proper service.
Some of the continuity is weird.
I can't stand this iteration of Captain Marvel.

Thor/Ironman/Cap vs. Thanos was the best part to me.

I actually that the powers of everyone are kinda nerfed. That shyt would be stupid in live action people punching through planets and shyt.

Are you talking about the Infinity War Thanos? The one that was killed 5 minutes into Endgame?

 

[Homer Simpson]

The only good thing about Endgame was the ending. Infinity War was MUCH better

Ending is trash too

How can Tony snap so easily when Hulk almost died doing it? The way Tony got the gems was dumb too, but let's ignore that. The big one is why the fukk didn't they use the time stone to reverse Tony's death Either have Captain Marvel use the gauntlet to do it, or have Dr. Strange use the stone and necklace to do it. This was a major part of past movies.





The moment was also telegraphed by Dr. Strange signalling it. I thought he wasn't supposed to tell Tony the scenario was going to play out. And with them showing Tony suddenly having a family. The guy was a piece of shyt for all but 20 minutes but now we're supposed to be sad that he died. Tony becoming the martyr was his last act of selfishness, and now his daughter is fatherless.


The Captain America shyt was even worse though even if you ignore how that scene playing out makes zero sense. He's supposed to be the paragon of virtue in this series (even though he was stupid and selfish in Civil War), but he left all of his friends in the present to go live a fake life in another timeline? Did he tell his wife that he's not the real Steve? Where is the Steve from that timeline? What about the Bucky from that timeline? What about the Bucky from the present... what happened to "til the end of the line" The real Captain America would accept what happened in his life and move forward accordingly. He wouldn't go invade another timeline and let that Steve rot in some ice block, and let everything else happen just to live a life with another timeline wife... after kissing her grand niece (which was weird as soon as it happened btw ) In general, the heroes gave zero fukks about the other timelines and just took whatever they wanted from them including actual people like Gamora

 

[Makavalli]

They should’ve let thanos victory breathe for a phase instead of doing all that time travel undoing shyt the next film. Infinity war was so dope and shocking it made endgame look cheap like how comics do character deaths all the time. Maybe make the 4th phase shorter like capt marvel antman and wasp then another movie to put the 1st hour of endgame into then get to the action.

it was cool but a bad follow up to a fire ass movie

 

[Homer Simpson]

They should’ve let thanos victory breathe for a phase instead of doing all that time travel undoing shyt the next film. Infinity war was so dope and shocking it made endgame look cheap like how comics do character deaths all the time. Maybe make the 4th phase shorter like capt marvel antman and wasp then another movie to put the 1st hour of endgame into then get to the action.

it was cool but a bad follow up to a fire ass movie

Their movie order is all fukked up. And a lot of the movies they released had no impact on the bigger story and were trash or a waste of time.

Ultron should've been replaced with Infinity War. Having this happen earlier gives them better settings for fights in later movies with only half the human population alive.
Civil War should've been the fall out and beef between Captain America and Iron Man over the outcome of the snap, the result being Captain and friends outlawed and on the run and Iron Man joining the American government.
Thor: Trashnarok should've been Thor becoming fat/depressed. He has moments in the big fight of the movie but ultimately fails and giving over the kingdom to Valkyrie who is the one who does the most work. The movie ends with Valkyrie trying to give Thor a pep talk but ultimately Thor leaves. This movie earns Valkyrie cred with the audience.
Could probably fit in an Iron Man movie here. Tony has a stable life for pnce and starts a family. Has to do missions for the US government, is happy he doesn't have to take all of the blame for the missions but doesn't feel truly free or happy. He wears the Iron Patriot suit and effectively takes Captain America's place as the American face of justice.
GOTG 2 should be the Captain America on the run movie. Movie starts with Tony Stark as Iron Patriot with his family as the new image of American justice, while Captain America is watching on a shytty TV in a run down room in Eastern Europe. His mission in this movie is to fight and rescue Bucky.
Ant-Man and the Wasp should've had the Wasp being the only one who wasn't snapped. With her father gone she has to face her fears and become the Wasp, the thing that killed her mother and the thing her father was protecting her from.
Captain Marvel should've actually been good. Not jokes for 50% of it and the origin of "one day I got zapped and now I'm the strongest person ever."

Valkyrie and Wasp would both be better female heroes than what they currently have especially if they earn credibility in these movies, but like I said Captain Marvel was a useless movie. This also has the characters go through some development and shows the effect of the snap instead of a 5 year time skip It would also give heroes some struggles so they can actually be likeable.


I even have a better Endgame idea and it doesn't involve no trash ass time travel. ... I just watched the movies.

 

[En Sabah Nur]

Ending is trash too

How can Tony snap so easily when Hulk almost died doing it? The way Tony got the gems was dumb too, but let's ignore that. The big one is why the fukk didn't they use the time stone to reverse Tony's death Either have Captain Marvel use the gauntlet to do it, or have Dr. Strange use the stone and necklace to do it. This was a major part of past movies.





The moment was also telegraphed by Dr. Strange signalling it. I thought he wasn't supposed to tell Tony the scenario was going to play out. And with them showing Tony suddenly having a family. The guy was a piece of shyt for all but 20 minutes but now we're supposed to be sad that he died. Tony becoming the martyr was his last act of selfishness, and now his daughter is fatherless.


The Captain America shyt was even worse though even if you ignore how that scene playing out makes zero sense. He's supposed to be the paragon of virtue in this series (even though he was stupid and selfish in Civil War), but he left all of his friends in the present to go live a fake life in another timeline? Did he tell his wife that he's not the real Steve? Where is the Steve from that timeline? What about the Bucky from that timeline? What about the Bucky from the present... what happened to "til the end of the line" The real Captain America would accept what happened in his life and move forward accordingly. He wouldn't go invade another timeline and let that Steve rot in some ice block, and let everything else happen just to live a life with another timeline wife... after kissing her grand niece (which was weird as soon as it happened btw ) In general, the heroes gave zero fukks about the other timelines and just took whatever they wanted from them including actual people like Gamora

Hulk reversed the death of a trillion people while also trying to undo the death of Black Widow, which the stones wouldn't let him do. Tony's snap was just wiping Thanos and his squad out

All that other stuff is just looking for reasons to hate, little nitpicking you can do with every movie ever created. Plenty of cases in Infinity War as well

Why did powered up Thor not attack Thanos in Wakanda until he washed everybody and got all the stones?

Why didn't they just take Thanos arm when he was under Mantis spell?

Why wouldn't Strange use Time stone to go BACK and change date of universe?