Females jockin/eyeing you at the gym

unit321

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this thread made me remember...
...one time while standing in the squat rack a chick walked past me and caressed a tattoo I have on my back arm
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...and then she just kept walking.

I didnt appreciate how strange it was until I got home.
It was a white chick in like her late 30's or early 40's...I never saw her again after that.
That was an overt sexual harassment move. You should have called 911. A white woman would have done the same to you if the roles were reversed.
 

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this is not about random moments of locking eyes I'm talking consistent levels of eye fukking whenever you run across a specific female at the gym.

Me and this shorty been eye fukking for like 2 weeks straight, we always end up at the gym around the same time but the amount of times she stares or comes near my area is :dwillhuh::jbhmm:. I have a girlfriend and my current girlfriend looks better but this chick is decent, maybe because I see her so often I'm starting to build an attraction :patrice:. My girl don't even workout like that so maybe seeing this chick do so builds an attraction level

Yesterday she saw me as she was leaving the gym (had her bags and everything) then soon after she turns around as she was exiting the door, goes back in the locker room drops her shyt off then proceeds to workout near me :pachaha:. shyt is funny man. I have a strict code with hollering at females at the gym, I don't want to be "THAT GUY" who hits on every female at the gym. We all have that one guy or guys in our gyms brehs. I consider the gym a sanctuary a place to get away from the bullshyt and clear your mind, I never approached a female at the gym due to this. Now if I catch her outside the gym it's a different story.

Plus getting at a female at the gym we both share and work out around the same time would be awkward if I smashed or shyt went sour :pachaha:. I gotta play that mysterious figure while I get these gains brehs.

whats your guys reactions/approach when a female is on you tough at the gym
Kind of like the phrase, you don't poop where you eat, well, I don't poop where I work out either.
 

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So bruhs I broke my rule and actully talked to a bytch

I wasn't even paying attention to her at all really but I wanted to use the smith machine this bytch was on it for a good while so I was just like

"you got a lot left?"

She was all I got one more set but I'll do it real fast
I said "no rush I'll hit it when your done"

I walk away to do some more curls than she comes up to me and said you can use it now with a huge smile

I walk over and here it goes she starts going I'm so tired I think I need an energy drink blah blah blah

The banter comes she tells me she's a singer, she's Cuban, she's single ect ect

I was just listening looking into her eyes joking around with her ... While this is going on this big debo looking dude see us and was like "Yo you using this ?" (Thinking about it now he was most likely Jealous)

I'm like yeah I'm about to do a set than he was all "I seen you standing here just talking to her for a minute"

I played it cooled didn't get frazzled and just said okay go ahead man take it

Than back to her I just said "so why don't you take my number and we could chat again"

She abruptly goes "NO"

I'm like "no?" :dwillhuh:

She said "I don't meet people at the gym "

I was kinda taken aback after all that and was like "I wasn't trying to ....okay I feel you it was nice talking to you good luck on the music"

Im thinking wtf was this all about she led me on and made me lose my turn on the machine :francis:


But I'm proud of myself for keeping it moving if she tries to talk to me again thou imma hit her with the "I don't meet people at the gym" :camby:
 
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:laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff:

Those are minutes of your life u cant get back... and more importantly a turn on the Smith machine u cant get back :lolbron:
It happen so fast I went from caking with this girl feeling high and mighty with my machine all set up and ready

To her rejecting me and getting my spot jacked

Felt like an episode of seinfield and I'm fukking George:shaq2:
 

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The gym is a sanctuary, I have a strict code of not approaching females there unless she's literally throwing me the p*ssy

Agreed. I hit girls I know who be trying to have convos when they run into me there with the :camby:

pw gives me tunnel vision anyway I'm not paying attention
 

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Agreed. I hit girls I know who be trying to have convos when they run into me there with the :camby:

pw gives me tunnel vision anyway I'm not paying attention
So if your not paying attention how you give them the :camby:? Some of y'all too often are so different from what most will normally see IRL its like :rudy: worthy.
 

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So bruhs I broke my rule and actully talked to a bytch

I wasn't even paying attention to her at all really but I wanted to use the smith machine this bytch was on it for a good while so I was just like

"you got a lot left?"

She was all I got one more set but I'll do it real fast
I said "no rush I'll hit it when your done"

I walk away to do some more curls than she comes up to me and said you can use it now with a huge smile

I walk over and here it goes she starts going I'm so tired I think I need an energy drink blah blah blah

The banter comes she tells me she's a singer, she's Cuban, she's single ect ect

I was just listening looking into her eyes joking around with her ... While this is going on this big debo looking dude see us and was like "Yo you using this ?" (Thinking about it now he was most likely Jealous)

I'm like yeah I'm about to do a set than he was all "I seen you standing here just talking to her for a minute"

I played it cooled didn't get frazzled and just said okay go ahead man take it

Than back to her I just said "so why don't you take my number and we could chat again"

She abruptly goes "NO"

I'm like "no?" :dwillhuh:

She said "I don't meet people at the gym "

I was kinda taken aback after all that and was like "I wasn't trying to ....okay I feel you it was nice talking to you good luck on the music"

Im thinking wtf was this all about she led me on and made me lose my turn on the machine :francis:


But I'm proud of myself for keeping it moving if she tries to talk to me again thou imma hit her with the "I don't meet people at the gym" :camby:
lesson learned

this is why you don't approach at the gym unless the p*ssy is literally handed to you in a silver platter. A lot of bytches just in there for self esteem boosts and reassurance
 

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by acknowledging them visually then hitting them with the :camby: visually or by subtle reactions
Nah I was just fukking with dude for the most part but at times though cats do be on some shyt that IRL more times than not dudes going to be like FOH and that's one of them. You get no props for "fleeing" chicks.
 

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When that happens I feel like Im gonna fukk up a lift or trip on the treadmill.

Then I go hard and stop caring who sees me :ohlawd:
 

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lesson learned

this is why you don't approach at the gym unless the p*ssy is literally handed to you in a silver platter. A lot of bytches just in there for self esteem boosts and reassurance
Stop promoting your cowardice on here. Dude took a L that's going to happen but co sign dude future life of bytchassness isn't the way. Like I told you before if you don't talk to chicks at all cool but this I talked to one chick she played me so I'm done that's sucker shyt whether your boys IRL tell y'all or not.
 

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As a women, if I'm staring a guy down. Yes, I want him to say something to me. It's my way of giving the "green light". And if he doesn't say anything after I stare for a while, I assume that he's not interested, has a significant other, only focused on him work out, etc.

We not mind readers go over and say "hi"
 
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