fellas ever drove around wih a broad for like 2hrs..trying to find a place to smash

Pool_Shark

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Too many cop haters.
Here's another story.

Neighbor calls 911, possible suspicious situation. Caller hasn't seen her neighbor for days. It's in a very nice part of town. $600,000 to $1,500,000 homes. There's a Mercedes-Benz convertible parked in the driveway. Caller says it hasn't moved for days, and she usually sees her neighbor out and about. So, me and my partner, go up to the front door. Nothing looks out of order. We see lights on upstairs and we hear some voices. So, we ring the door bell. We hear someone moving around. We knock again loudly. A woman finally ends up walking down the steps. She opens the door. It's a white woman in her 40s, and wearing a bathrobe, cleavage kind of hanging out. We ask her if everything is okay. She's says yes and asks why we are there. We tell her someone suspected something was wrong since she wasn't seen for days. So, it turns out her husband was out of town on business. The caller ends up coming up behind us and the look on her face is like 'pseudo disbelief' rather than 'happy that she's safe'. The neighbor kind of has a "I just got busted look" on her face but says "Hi <caller's name>".
:ohhh:
We just left and said, "Have a nice night, ma'am".

:ohhh:

So the neighbor got caught being a nosey bytch :russ: or was the lady getting piped down :shaq:
 

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All the time back in the day. I used to go all over Massachusetts for punany.

Went to a park in Brockton:
cops:" what you doing here?"
me: "checking out the scenery officer"

Parked behind a condo in Cambridge
neighbor comes out screaming

Behind an office park
cops come thru with the spot lights


:mindblown:
 

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So the neighbor got caught being a nosey bytch :russ: or was the lady getting piped down :shaq:
Lady in the bathrobe was getting some side action while the husband was away. Neighbor didn't think or assume that she was a ho.
 

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You obviously don't get laid often otherwise you would already have some spots in mind, instead of driving around for 2 hours.
 

Malcolmxxx_23

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You obviously don't get laid often otherwise you would already have some spots in mind, instead of driving around for 2 hours.

you dont even post anymore..but when you do you gotta take shots at a fellow moslem

in ramadaan :dry:
 
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