fellas ever drove around wih a broad for like 2hrs..trying to find a place to smash

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I used to do it back in the day because I didn't like chicks knowing where I live...

But ever since my aunt started working at Marriott I been on that associate discount. $35 rooms....:ahh:
 

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Only a couple times because i've been caught by the cops before on my birthday at that :beli:.
 

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No ill just find a dark place like alley or houses where there ain't that many cars on the street pull over and do it there :boss:
 

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One day, I was like :krs: I caught a drug dealer. There was crack, powder cocaine, heroin, digital scale, corner baggies, I felt like a Miami Vice mother f;'er. :violent:


Never caught another one though.

You should make a thread an lace us with stories. Maybe ask a cop. shyt would be :lawd:

NVM cause then there'd be so much pacspit I'd have to dip my monitor in rice. Maybe give it a shot :ld:

Did you ever cut people slack? Why did you stop working as a cop?
 

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You should make a thread an lace us with stories. Maybe ask a cop. shyt would be :lawd:

NVM cause then there'd be so much pacspit I'd have to dip my monitor in rice. Maybe give it a shot :ld:
One day, I had to take a major piss while driving around. It was like DEFCON 3 level so I couldn't stop for anything. So, as I'm going through an intersection making a left turn, I see this dude walking across the street. I'm thinking, "Man, those jeans look waaaaay familiar". He had these navy blue jeans but the stitching on the pants back pockets were a unique bright red, yellow, green pattern. I look at the dude's hair cut and moustache and I'm like "Crap, that's the dude in the 7-Eleven security video!" I investigated a credit card fraud case where someone forgot their credit card at a gas station and someone picked it up and used it at a 7-Eleven among other businesses. 7-Eleven gave me a copy of the security tape and fingered the user of the card. But, I didn't have anything else to go on so it was a cold case for one month. So this dude, over a month later, is wearing the same jeans, crossing the street where there's the same 7-Eleven at the intersection. I couldn't stop and try to apprehend. He saw that I was eye-balling him and he had the :dwillhuh: look of "I should walk in the opposite direction of that cop car". I had to pee, couldn't stop and apprehend. Never saw that dude again.


Did you ever cut people slack?
Yes. Often for traffic violations.

Why did you stop working as a cop?
:ohhh: I guess I'll keep that to myself, but nothing illegal.
 

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You should make a thread an lace us with stories. Maybe ask a cop. shyt would be :lawd:
Too many cop haters.
Here's another story.

Neighbor calls 911, possible suspicious situation. Caller hasn't seen her neighbor for days. It's in a very nice part of town. $600,000 to $1,500,000 homes. There's a Mercedes-Benz convertible parked in the driveway. Caller says it hasn't moved for days, and she usually sees her neighbor out and about. So, me and my partner, go up to the front door. Nothing looks out of order. We see lights on upstairs and we hear some voices. So, we ring the door bell. We hear someone moving around. We knock again loudly. A woman finally ends up walking down the steps. She opens the door. It's a white woman in her 40s, and wearing a bathrobe, cleavage kind of hanging out. We ask her if everything is okay. She's says yes and asks why we are there. We tell her someone suspected something was wrong since she wasn't seen for days. So, it turns out her husband was out of town on business. The caller ends up coming up behind us and the look on her face is like 'pseudo disbelief' rather than 'happy that she's safe'. The neighbor kind of has a "I just got busted look" on her face but says "Hi <caller's name>".
:ohhh:
We just left and said, "Have a nice night, ma'am".
 
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