Fellas: A chick text you "im so horny"

[Kings County]

her: i'm so horny.
me: you must be on your period.
her: how do you know?
me: hit you later I hear gunshots.

shyt BE JUSTTTT LIKEEEE THATTTTTT
this is an actual convo i had

her: im so horny
me: oh really?
her: yessssss im dyingggg over heree
me: so wassup want me to come through ? i can handle that problem
her: ok yes come cuddle i wanna be held
me: cuddle? im coming to poke your kidneys ma
her: i cant do that right now
me: why not?
her: im on my period
me:
her: u still there?
me:
her: oh so cause im on my period u ignoring me and cant come chill ?
me:
her: oh so thatssss how it isss
me:
her: mhhhmmmm so u coming?
me: (few hours later) oh my bad i fell asleep on the couch
her:

 

[LebronsHairline]

If its a hit/average bytch im boutta hit her with the


If she look good and she aint an annoying bytch then she gets the

"you know where i live"

 

[Diondon]

You got the right number?

 

[LebronsHairline]

shyt BE JUSTTTT LIKEEEE THATTTTTT
this is an actual convo i had


her: im on my period
me:
her: u still there?
me:
her: oh so cause im on my period u ignoring me and cant come chill ?
me:
her: oh so thatssss how it isss
me:
her: mhhhmmmm so u coming?
me: (few hours later) oh my bad i fell asleep on the couch
her: :angry:

 

[Higher Tech]

what do you text her back

"Are you a rosebush?"

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

UM I don't know one girl that would text this.

I would to my SO but not some random guy.

 

[Kings County]

 

[Ain't That Something]

her: i'm so horny.
me: you must be on your period.
her: how do you know?
me: hit you later I hear gunshots.

I had to read that motherfukking shyt twice

 

[2manyFCKNrappers]

-_-

 

[DreadHead P]

If I feel like smashing, "what would you like to do about that?

If not i won't even text back

 

[Grifter]

Did she follow up with "I'll love you long time'"?