Fellas: A chick text you "im so horny"

[Easy-E]

"this is such a unfriendly message friend. I'm removing you from my contacts. Maybe you can call me back when you've purged yourself of your fleshly urges...now, that I think about it, let us refined our relationship to that of conversationalist. I'm sure you can change, but, I need to be surrounded by real friends, only."

 

[Egomaniacal1]

I'll be there in a little.

If she texting me that means we are cool and I either already smashed, or want to smash.

This.

Yall nikkas gay. Unless you dealing with a tease....then that's an invite so depending on the situation, it's more than likely a "your place or mine" response.

 

[Mr210]

This.

Yall nikkas gay. Unless you dealing with a tease....then that's an invite so depending on the situation, it's more than likely a "your place or mine" response.

cosign this is my chick who text me that, she is at work, but tonight though

 

[Ohms Law]

This.

Yall nikkas gay. Unless you dealing with a tease....then that's an invite so depending on the situation, it's more than likely a "your place or mine" response.

What if you don't find her attractive ?

 

[intruder]

what do you text her back

What kind of fukkink question is that?

 

[Mass]

ItDepends On ThE Girl ... I'd Say "Lol Ok" In Most Cases ... Just To See How Far She Willing To.Go ... I Dont AppreciaTe Thirst Traps

 

[Egomaniacal1]

What if you don't find her attractive ?

Then why does she have your number to text you?

 

[drugxglory]

"Come Over."

 

[Mr210]

I just think care of business for the second time in preparation for tonight

 

[Gilver]

Sounds simple.


Me: Come over then/i'll come over

Sex. Yay.


In the event of...

Her: Nah, i can't

Say...

Me: So why the fukk are you telling me you're horny you boring cock tease? fukk off.

 

[Black Magisterialness]

If she bad: "Fall through or die "

If she a bootmouth: "Sounds like a personal problem "

 

[Shadow King]

"Oh really?"

or

"Are you drunk?"

 

[Ohms Law]

Then why does she have your number to text you?

Shes a friend

 

[MicIsGod]

her: i'm so horny.
me: you must be on your period.
her: how do you know?
me: hit you later I hear gunshots.

Lmaoooooooooooo

 

[Kings County]

lol im not a toy

i curve bytches that act thirsty

i pursue sex with women

not the other way around