Feds just knocked on my door.

[Payroll]

Thread needed some theme music

 

[King]

Proof of acct being seized?

 

[---]

That's impossible

If that VPN is hosted in America it's as useless as a six toe! The cat is right it's comprised!

 

[peppe]

You wanna be a martyr

wasn't your cousin also in on this, you know what to do to get that lower prison deal

Either way you better get that bussy ready

 

[julesocean]

Feds come knocking on OP door, first thing he does is make an Coli thread

 

[julesocean]

You want money? I'll PayPal you 20k I have to unload this shyt fast

that would be a longer sentence though

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

That's impossible

XKeyscore - Wikipedia

 

[iBrowse]

I heard if you hide in your couch, they won't be able to find you.

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I understand this reference .

 

[iBrowse]

I’ve had the feds at my place before. They were dressed up and just wanted to talk to me about my neighbor. Apparently this neighbor was up for some high clearance job and the feds were just doing some background checks. Could be that?

Yeah certain jobs definitely do all of that during the background check phase of an application process.

 

[iBrowse]

Don't really believe this but you gotta be an idiot if it's true. They state you have to use 75% of PPP for payroll, etc. Shoulda applied for a SBA loan.. way harder to get busted for. Dumb fukk.

@Feds @NotAnFBIagent

 

[iBrowse]

Not necessarily.

A girl I was dating back in the 90's, mom did some fraud shyt for like $60,000 then went on the run. We didn't know it, was chilling at the crib. Feds raided the house. They calmly knocked on the door.

For something like fraud they ain't coming in like the A-Team.

Fred.

 

[iBrowse]

I can't even imagine the level of anxiety of seeing Federal Police through a peephole at my door asking for me by name. I'm a square but damn.

Same

 

[iBrowse]

Yall falling for this troll shyt

I’m just here for the jokes.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Op is trying hard in several threads to appear interesting but failing.

we don't believe you