Ezekiel Elliot is now fat and out of shape

[Urethra Franklin]

WTF do you dudes look like to be going all "Ewww lol @ fatty"?

 

[MJ Truth]

Cowboys ain't going anywhere regardless. Zeke is one of their last problems after Jones, Garrett, Prescott, I could go on and on..

Why is Prescott a problem??

 

[Thegospel]

Clown shoes, I been watching football probably longer than you been alive, just because I have chosen to no longer watch games does not erase my vast knowledge of the game, nor will it deter me from watching "SPORTS" related shows, or threads like this one here on the coli

Now if you personally have a problem with that, great, because you are a fan of the franchise that put its slaves on display and got a thumbsup from Donald fukkin trump.

Because of this fact, you sir are either Ace Boon c00n or a crusty cac that trolls Either way I'm too intelligent for that, and my post will inspire like minded people to equally ignore and/or look down at the likes of you. But hey, how bout them cowboys right?

 

[PS5 Pro]

Small minded people confuse intelligence with anger

 

[Standing on business]

Man he's too young to get that flabby, even in the offseason. A 23 year old running back should never look that out of shape.

 

[Thegospel]

Small minded people confuse intelligence with anger

Go back and forth with a small minded person brehs

 

[O.iatlhawksfan]

Kelvin Benjamin was obese in the offseason and got in shape during training camp I think

 

[O.iatlhawksfan]

Kelvin Benjamin was obese in the offseason and got in shape during training camp I think

 

[PS5 Pro]

Go back and forth with a small minded person brehs

I seen you antagonize other posters, so I put you in your place reducing you to one liners that don't go over well

 

[Thegospel]

I seen you antagonize other posters, so I put you in your place reducing you to one liners that don't go over well

I don’t antagonize I just expose people to themselves and they get mad. As for you, you said you don’t watch nfl so I have no beef with you. I just made a joke and you typed an essay.

 

[KingJay]

Fly Eagles fly
On the road to victory

 

[Flywin Lannister]

Money absolves you from fair criticism? As of today, he is outta shape. And I don't need to be in a certain tax bracket to say so. That's not hating at all.

Money does not absolve you from FAIR criticism, of course not. But it's OFF SEASON. He does not have to be in shape now (ideally he is like how LeBron is always in shape). And brother, if you have not noticed yet that many black men hate on successful black men and take ANY option to do so.. well I'm sure you've noticed this on The Coli.

U forgot he loves white women.



Not even the pawg types


Then he let one of those flat ass shedevils fukk up his money and reputation



Thats already three strikes here on thecoli.

Djeezus.. ok...

This changes thangs. I was hoping that at least the female who fukked his shyt up was a fine azz pawg...

nah this a bad look, you right

 

[SadimirPutin]

people say he will be back in shape

but I mean staying in condition year round seems to me to be the thing to do for any dedicated guy who wants to be and REMAIN elite

but I am not a football conditioning expert so I may be wildly off about how it is to get into game shape for his position