sorry ass nikka.
U mad? How u feel u drove to the store and wasted ur time and didn get what u wanted cause I was too lazy to look
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U mad? How u feel u drove to the store and wasted ur time and didn get what u wanted cause I was too lazy to look
iamstr8fire
Apex Predator
In high school I worked at pizza hut and got a handjob in the freezer. Right next to the refill cart for the salad bar. Niccas better think twice when they ask for that ranch or blue cheese
I worked at Pizza Hut in high school. There was one racist dude that came in there and would never touch the hands of black people. He would always eat his Pizza in the store though and be real nasty to the employees.
In the back of that Pizza Hut there was a machine they used to chop up the green peppers and onions for pizzas. Right beside that machine was a little jar of mineral oil that was used to lube up the machine. Apparently mineral oil can be used as a colorless, odorless, laxative so they laced dude's pizza with it. I kid you not that dude went to the bathroom like 8 times in 30 minutes.
Everybody in the store was like
Since then I've literally had nothing to say in ANY restaurant regardless of what happens. The most I'll say is 'I'm not paying for that'. I don't want my order remade EVER. LOL
Steve Piffler
I got them CERTS
I worked at 6flags as well but my dumbass worked retail. Really wasnt much stealing you could do there and they had cameras EVERYWHERE (this was like spring through summer 2010 tho).
I knew nikkas that worked games that would steal and it was a bytch in my dept. that got fired for stealing (little dumb shyt like candy and drinks or whatever). The funny thing is I called her out on it one time after work (she denied it), damn shame cause I wanted to fukk that bytch too.
But yea the shyt you did wont fly no more. My last month working there they implemented all these rules that cut all that stealing. You couldnt have no more than $20 in your pockets. They would do random checks after work where you would goto a table and they would make you pull everything out of your pockets (probably get away with having money in your shoes and drawls tho). I seen nikkas get hemmed up in that pulling out a stack of ones and shyt.
i had a till on the front of my uniform that i kept $250 in. they gave you 250 and you came back with 250. anything over or under, :
i would take money to play games like speed pitch or skee ball, and instead of dropping coins in the slot for every dollar i got, i would just collect money. everytime i got $20 in ones over what i was supposed to have, i would stash a $20 bill in my drawz. i had a system! never got caught. made MAAAAAAAAAD dough....
edit: that's probably why astroworld is closed now
we robbed that mutha fukka blind....*loc dog voice*
Fillerguy
Veteran
Interned in a Congressional office: These guys are goons. This politics shyt is a game and you only survive by how powerful your allies are. The Chief of Staff basically does 80% of the work. The mouth on some of our reps behind the scenes 
The hate they have for each other is real 
Canvassing for a liberal watchdog group: They're hippies. They talk/act like the white equivalent of a c00n but it takes alot for them to trust Blacks
. Most have a gluten allergy. Everybody is fukking on another. They dont care about personal hygiene until its business time (once a month to meet the higher ups); they clean up well. They get paid well. They go camping a lot. They so masters had hiding their drug addictions.
UPS: Dont give a fukk.
Package handlers toss fragile packages all day. nikkas use packages to prop up broken essential machinery corporate refuses to fix. nikka steal laptops then put the empty boxes back on the belt, taped up like nothing happened 72inch flat screens get disrespected and tossed on the regular. The old bishes put out. Young women dont last long cuz the wolves get at her; 5 hours of some sweaty lowlife obese nikka hitting on you Only the hoodrats survive. UPS will ship anything; my boy said once in a while he loads up packages that smell like weed. I had to tape up a package that was going to local Jersey that was overflowing with machine gun rounds.
The hate they have for each other is real Canvassing for a liberal watchdog group: They're hippies. They talk/act like the white equivalent of a c00n but it takes alot for them to trust Blacks
. Most have a gluten allergy. Everybody is fukking on another. They dont care about personal hygiene until its business time (once a month to meet the higher ups); they clean up well. They get paid well. They go camping a lot. They so masters had hiding their drug addictions.UPS: Dont give a fukk.
Package handlers toss fragile packages all day. nikkas use packages to prop up broken essential machinery corporate refuses to fix. nikka steal laptops then put the empty boxes back on the belt, taped up like nothing happened 72inch flat screens get disrespected and tossed on the regular. The old bishes put out. Young women dont last long cuz the wolves get at her; 5 hours of some sweaty lowlife obese nikka hitting on you Only the hoodrats survive. UPS will ship anything; my boy said once in a while he loads up packages that smell like weed. I had to tape up a package that was going to local Jersey that was overflowing with machine gun rounds.
Fredrick Thuglas
Banned
tell us more :thinking:
Worked at a mental health facility awhile back. That was crazy. It was the typical stuff you hear about on the news....not dressing the people, or letting them lay in their filthy beds all day and only change them right before shift change. I felt I was the only one who treated them like people....but anyways.....
As soon as 5 would come and all the upper staff and people would leave Things would get crazy. People pulling grills out there cars (we weren't supposed to have any kind of grills, gas, propane), drinking and smoking weed on the patio of the homes. One chick got fired and arrested cause they test those guys every month for chemicals. Come to find out she had given some of the clients coke and other drugs. People were having sex in the office and laundry area. Jealous husbands coming to check their wives or whoever the wife was messing with waving guns.
As soon as 5 would come and all the upper staff and people would leave Things would get crazy. People pulling grills out there cars (we weren't supposed to have any kind of grills, gas, propane), drinking and smoking weed on the patio of the homes. One chick got fired and arrested cause they test those guys every month for chemicals. Come to find out she had given some of the clients coke and other drugs. People were having sex in the office and laundry area. Jealous husbands coming to check their wives or whoever the wife was messing with waving guns.
They make that dude look like a genius/con-artist/mystery genius on Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room.
Said dude cashed out his stock for a few hundred million weeks before the fall out, divorced his wife
went to Colorado, purchased the second largest plot of land in the state and hasn't been heard from since 
BLAZO da GAWD
Superstar
plat thread 
I worked at sea world in highschool. They tried to make me clean up trash 
So i got cool with the shift manager and after about a few days I was at the entrance taking admission tickets The process was to cut the ticket and throw half in the bushes. Day 3 goes by and I had a genius idea, these tickets had no code, so if I just took them from the people entering and didnt scan it. 1 out of maybe 15 people would ask if they were supposed to get half back. And then I started flipping them on Craigslist for 50 a pop. And 40 if you bought more then one. Lets just say a nikka bought a car and two weeks straight cash. 
They started putting cameras up and word was going around something was gonna get cracked down on so I quit. Plus I had like 50 tickets I was sitting on and ate off them thru college.
So i got cool with the shift manager and after about a few days I was at the entrance taking admission tickets The process was to cut the ticket and throw half in the bushes. Day 3 goes by and I had a genius idea, these tickets had no code, so if I just took them from the people entering and didnt scan it. 1 out of maybe 15 people would ask if they were supposed to get half back. And then I started flipping them on Craigslist for 50 a pop. And 40 if you bought more then one. Lets just say a nikka bought a car and two weeks straight cash. They started putting cameras up and word was going around something was gonna get cracked down on so I quit. Plus I had like 50 tickets I was sitting on and ate off them thru college. infamous212
Pro
worst contribution so far.. not only is it about being a dealer but the typical bad one
I hate lazy ass dealers, u not a businessman. Set rules with your customers or dont answer calls when u not available instead of harming peoples health by lacing their shyt. Your a reckless fakkit. Dealers like u make all drug related commerce sketchy and unreliable when it could be handled like a proper business with respect.
Thats why most dealers aint shyt they are inherently bad business men who dont respect their own business.
rightttttt im a reckless fakkit u got me breh
iamstr8fire
Apex Predator
Said dude cashed out his stock for a few hundred million weeks before the fall out, divorced his wife
Like a bawse
Fillerguy
Veteran
Summer 09 I did a few weeks of trucking with my Uncle in Jersey and NY. We moved furniture, tvs and other large shyt.
- There are so many beta men out there
With wives who control their money
- middle income Jews tip
- Black folks tip with food/drink offerings regardless of their income levels
- old white ppl tip
- the rich dont tip. rich like "our front yard and back yard = a regulation NFL field"
- wives arent afraid to flirt with the help; my Uncle's friend caught the number of a CEO and was smashing her for a bit. He stopped cuz of the gas money
- new money tips WELL
- rarely happens but ppl ask you take out their previous tvs and we kept them
- South Jersey looks like rural Kentucky
- lil white children are so friendly
- White folks dont eye you as much if you tell them about your college life
Homes in the Hamptons arent as glamorous as ppl make it out to be and the ones that are have shyt security; doors are never locked
- being on road for such a long time turns you into a pervert; we were spitting game to random women at red light stops, jailbait crossing the street and my Uncle even flirted with a tranny
just to pass time. I used MJ's death during traffic as an ice breaker as it was happening:notafuc:
One trip to the Princeton campus of this multi PhD female professor, we put a hole in her floor and covered it up with the rug after she told us she wasnt tipping.
- There are so many beta men out there
With wives who control their money- middle income Jews tip
- Black folks tip with food/drink offerings regardless of their income levels
- old white ppl tip
- the rich dont tip. rich like "our front yard and back yard = a regulation NFL field"
- wives arent afraid to flirt with the help; my Uncle's friend caught the number of a CEO and was smashing her for a bit. He stopped cuz of the gas money
- new money tips WELL
- rarely happens but ppl ask you take out their previous tvs and we kept them
- South Jersey looks like rural Kentucky
- lil white children are so friendly
- White folks dont eye you as much if you tell them about your college life
Homes in the Hamptons arent as glamorous as ppl make it out to be and the ones that are have shyt security; doors are never locked
- being on road for such a long time turns you into a pervert; we were spitting game to random women at red light stops, jailbait crossing the street and my Uncle even flirted with a tranny
just to pass time. I used MJ's death during traffic as an ice breaker as it was happening:notafuc:One trip to the Princeton campus of this multi PhD female professor, we put a hole in her floor and covered it up with the rug after she told us she wasnt tipping.
Squirtle
Supreme Chancellor
I currently work at Pep Boys we have premium and generic for most of our parts, the generic brand is Proline(cheaply mad) where the premium is a brand name you actually heard of (Dayco, NGK, Bosch, Rain-x, EBC, BWD, etc.) For belt Tensioners and Idler tensioners we only have the generic brand Proline, average cost for a tensioner is like $17.99. Last summer we kept getting emails from corporate that we are replacing the proline brand of belt tensioners to a premium brand because of low sales.
Fast forward a month and instead of sending us the premium parts they send us a package of "Dayco" sticker labels we had to stick them over the old proline label and raise the price to mid 30's so it went from $17.99 to $35.99.
Fast forward a month and instead of sending us the premium parts they send us a package of "Dayco" sticker labels we had to stick them over the old proline label and raise the price to mid 30's so it went from $17.99 to $35.99.