I feel like I'm in a dominant position but Sam thrusts his hips skyward, sending me flying over his head to the mat. We try again and again. Each time I mount Sam I can feel my balls on his belly. Then he flips me and I come crashing back to reality.
We switch positions. With Sam on top I thrust my hips in an attempt to destabilize him. I can feel the blood flowing to my groin and my jock growing tighter. I try to imagine nuns and dead kittens. But oh man, Sam's gi keeps falling open so we're pressed against each other belly to belly. The kid's got the greatest BO of all time.
fukk boys learn real fast this isn't the sport for them when cats throwing up 6 plates on the bench are driving a knee into their sternum and rag doling them around the matI've done BJJ before and if your dikk gets hard you're a complete certified Grade Gay All American fakkit.
Even when wrestling against the Asian girl on the mat I didn't get a hard on because it's more of an ego thing. Not like she looked that good anyways she was built stocky like a Manchurian tribesman not at all like my girl.
There isn't one name for wrestling. What group calls it this another calls it that.This is Laamb right?
Ok. I've heard it called Lutte as well.There isn't one name for wrestling. What group calls it this another calls it that.
But Laamb is used.
From where wikipedia?Ok. I've heard it called Lutte as well.
There and another article. Lemme see if I can find it.From where wikipedia?
is it? ok yeah I did mix it up with Capoeira, but I guess I have never seen a fight of BJJ..Nah you're thinking of capoeira. Capoeira isn't homoerotic. BJJ is gay softcore porn with clothes on.
That's all I needed to readWith Muay Thai I was scared of getting hit; with Brazilian Jujitsu I am scared of getting hard'
Say that shyt in a dojo and see if you don't get the long sleep