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I have a friend, who's like 38, married, like 8 years older than me, and everytime, without fail, I come home from a trip, his first question is "Did you get some p*ssy"? :deadmanny: He's the type that always calling hooker, always in some shyt.

I'm always like nah, regardless, or I say I met someone I liked, or I went out with this girl from Prague.... I could tell him I fell in love with a Morrocan princess and were engaged, and he'd be like "but did you get some p*ssy"

I'm like man I was in Paris.....I was in Cannes, St Tropez, I just came from Barcelona, Mallorca, I'm not in some third world sex trafficking hub, and if I was, (which I have been) I don't fukk with it.
 
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