But he's a retired NYPD detective. Y'all'd probably tell that "c00n" to "suck my dikk" tooAlec Baldwin has been accused of unleashing a racist rant against a paparazzi photographer outside his apartment building.
The 30 Rock star found retired New York Police Detective GN Miller staking his Manhattan home on Sunday (local time) trying to gain information on Baldwin's pregnant wife, yoga teacher Hilaria Thomas - who is being sued by a student.
Baldwin is alleged to have called Miller, who is black, a "c00n" and a "crackhead" and unleashed other insults before proceeding to make comments about his mother, the former police officer wrote in his statement.
The 54-year-old actor also apparently told the snapper to "suck my d***" and branded Miller's ID showing he is a retired police officer as "fake".
Alec Baldwin accused of racist rant against papparazo
He'd likely be called a fakkit too for following around a white man snappin pics