Evangelical Christians are beginning to complain that Jesus is too weak, woke, and liberal.

[JoelB]

also, if I'm to believe your interpretation that would make Joseph the Devil

??

How is Joseph a devil for trolling his brothers?

 

[MMS]

Have I fasted for 40 days? No, the longest I've gone was 3... However the Bible instructs us to pray AND fast as a remedy for spiritual warfare (Mark 9:29). Christ set the example.

Have I been physically crucified? No, but we're still instructed to carry our own crosses



We dont follow the world, we forsake the offerings it gives and follow TMH the way Christ showed us how to.

to deny oneself has a deeper meaning than you realize

personally im happy with my body

Luke 14:25-27

25 And there went great multitudes with him: and he turned, and said unto them,

26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

27 And whosoever doth not bear his cross, and come after me, cannot be my disciple.

once again, do you understand what it means to seek martyrdom? and why would he associate martyrdom with wine and bread...

remember grapes are hung on trellises...

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

They've come to the realization that the people in the Bible were indeed black

And even this fact might not bring our people on that "spiritual" wave home

 

[MMS]

??

How is Joseph a devil for trolling his brothers?

as I've insinuated earlier...there is the "literal" egypt and there is the spiritual egypt that exodus actually is describing...

and one cannot lift hand or foot in egypt without Joseph.

Joseph (Genesis) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[JoelB]

to deny oneself has a deeper meaning than you realize

personally im happy with my body

Luke 14:25-27



once again, do you understand what it means to seek martyrdom? and why would he associate martyrdom with wine and bread...

remember grapes are hung on trellises...

fasting is great not only for the body but for cognitive function as well

Yoshinori won the Nobel prize in Physiology for his research on Autophagy...who knows what affects it does in the unseen realm

https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.1619876114#:~:text=On%20October%203%2C%202016%2C%20the,in%20a%20simple%20organism%E2%80%94baker%27s

There is a reason why so many cultures practice fasting, we're just now understanding all its benefits

 

[MMS]

fasting is great not only for the body but for cognitive function as well

Yoshinori won the Nobel prize in Physiology for his research on Autophagy...who knows what affects it does in the unseen realm

https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.1619876114#:~:text=On%20October%203%2C%202016%2C%20the,in%20a%20simple%20organism%E2%80%94baker%27s

There is a reason why so many cultures practice fasting, we're just now understanding all its benefits

one of the key tenets of Orthodoxy is fasting for almost half the year

im not perfect about it as I have a family but it will put in perspective the things we are discussing.

if you dont fast, or consider spiritual things in truth you will never understand the scriptures

@DoubleClutch IE in the movie Disneys Alladdin...why is the "cave of wonders" in the mouth of a tiger in the desert...



woe unto them who do not know Joseph.

 

[Rekkapryde]

Anyone calling the gosepl 'woke' is not a christian.

A lot of these people are not christian anyway. They don't have the Faith. They just wear christianity like an identity badge.

Satan down there like

 

[JoelB]

one of the key tenets of Orthodoxy is fasting for almost half the year

im not perfect about it as I have a family but it will put in perspective the things we are discussing.

if you dont fast, or consider spiritual things in truth you will never understand the scriptures

@DoubleClutch IE in the movie Disneys Alladdin...why is the "cave of wonders" in the mouth of a tiger in the desert...



woe unto them who do not know Joseph.

its all good, im sure you still got benefits from it.

My dreams became weirder and more vivid during the process . Most High willing, I'd like to do a longer one...I would encourage everyone to try it.

 

[MMS]

Satan down there like

i swear these brehs do not understand satan at all

you not catching me playing the adversary if i can help it

i already found a solution @Marks

now see this picture of balaam, the angel of the lord and the donkey

what happens when you arent raising a sword, but a different kind of sword can the "Angel of the lord" mirror this sword?

Agent smith wants to know where the location of "Zion" is

Zayin - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

The Phoenician letter appears to be named after a sword or other weapon. In Mishnaic Hebrew, zayin (זין‎) means "sword", and the verb lezayen (לזיין‎) means "to arm". In Modern Hebrew slang, zayin (זין‎) means "penis" and lezayen (לזין‎) is a vulgar term which generally means to perform sexual intercourse,

I know how to pass the test of Balaam

Spoiler

Undefeated

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/hysterical-pawg-gives-the-best-reason-ever-to-get-off-a-plane.984190/page-9#post-49941734

 

[Wild self]

Evangelical Christianity's origins have always been sus, but it's been wild watching them go further and further "mask off" in the last decade or so. The overt racism started leaking out more when Obama got elected, and with Trump, it's full-on Christo-fascism. The church is becoming increasingly a parody of itself and it's no wonder so many are jumping ship.

Organized religion gonna be deceased in another 20 years in America.

 

[Dont@Me]

That was a test white boy …

Knew if you laughed you were white

No black grandma is going to let her grandson grow up that disrespectful to God …

One yourself cac I hope Satan rapes you every day

How very Christian of you

 

[TEH]

How very Christian of you

Christians fight and go to war and kill.

Do not get it twitsted.

Your white Mama should’ve told you that Christian’s are not punks.

 

[Dont@Me]

Christians fight and go to war and kill.

Do not get it twitsted.

Your white Mama should’ve told you that Christian’s are not punks.

Proving this thread right!

 

[Black Panther]

Ya'll thought we were playing when we said Trump is their god?

Communion is Cheetos and Diet Coke

 

[TEH]

Proving this thread right!

The Bible is filled with war and war strategy. The Bible even goes into how Jesus comes back with a sword to kill people like you. The end won’t be sweet.


Words of Jesus from the Bible:

“Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and one’s foes will be members of one’s own household” (Matthew 10:34-36).