Esthetician says no more dookie booty's for the 2025.

[NinoBrown]

The nerve of these ladies having kit kat residue on their cat!

 

[Dont@Me]

No shower or nothing either. A lot of brehs turned on by the funk.

Big difference between a little post workout funk and straight up dookie nastiness

 

[Roid Jones]

A lot of low self esteem nikkas will tolerate this.

Sadly this

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Americans don’t even fukk with bidets so of course these hoes stink.

 

[Qman11687]

I take my morning shyt before I hop in the shower for this exact reason.

 

[The Plug]

She should lick it first.

 

[Trav]

Nasty work



Literally

 

[morris]

I'm just playing breh. I wouldn't have smashed that night, a little too much booty batter but she definitely would have been on the "will call" list.

 

[Eternally Jaded]

If I know I'm going somewhere where they gonna be down in my private regions, you best believe I'm gonna be A1, sparkling fresh. These hoes taking massive dookies, barely wiping and then going to spread ass cheeks. WTF is wrong with these women?

Wax room smelling like a street of French cheese shops on a July day.

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

I'm just playing breh. I wouldn't have smashed that night, a little too much booty batter but she definitely would have been on the "will call" list.

Yo after all that i dont know if could ever keep a straight face around her again

 

[NinoBrown]

Big difference between a little post workout funk and straight up dookie nastiness

 

[Neuromancer]

Ayoooooo
She not lying my guys!

Yo i met this chick at this bar in Hollywood,FL about a couple years ago. bytch was all on me the moment i sat down, cute lil latina joint

so w.e. we chop it up, buy drinks. Then she like lets go to another spot so we go bar hopping.

At the last bar we start making out then we go back to the whip and she start pulling her panties down and wants me to fukk her right in the parking lot. Cool. But as im about to do my thing i smell literal shytComing from somewhere...
...
...
...
Brahhhh i look down

This hoe shytted herself!

I thanked her for a nice time and dipped.

What the hell? She shytted herself?

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

What the hell? She shytted herself?

I vaguely remember her going to the bathroom at the bar. i was pretty drunk but im sure she shatted and didnt wipe

 

[$cam-U-Well_Jack$on]

We want the funk, give us the funk.
We need the funk, gotta have that funk.

This man knows.