Encounters with Crackheads
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Them crack heads in downtown Atlanta though 
Camammal
Half Man Half Mammal
thats some straight up crackhead strength 
Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
When I was a kidd, crackhead came into my parents store talking about he got madd stock for sale.
My pops was like "what u got" humoring the guy.
Crackhead: I got a brand new satelite dish, cd's and shyt for $10. But I ain't got it with me. I can get it tho, it's close by...
Pops: arite bring em' to me and i'll spot u $10.
Crackhead: bet! I'll be back in 5.
Crackhead came back a half hour later with a box full of open CD's, had like random shyt from "marilyn manson, spice girls, dmx etc..."
And the satelitte dish had the arm stand and the connector bolts with a cut wire coming from the back and it still had pieces of someones roof off of their house still attached to it.
My pops looked at him like
Gave him $10 and told him to leave and never come back.
Had me rollin'
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My pops was like "what u got" humoring the guy.
Crackhead: I got a brand new satelite dish, cd's and shyt for $10. But I ain't got it with me. I can get it tho, it's close by...
Pops: arite bring em' to me and i'll spot u $10.
Crackhead: bet! I'll be back in 5.
Crackhead came back a half hour later with a box full of open CD's, had like random shyt from "marilyn manson, spice girls, dmx etc..."
And the satelitte dish had the arm stand and the connector bolts with a cut wire coming from the back and it still had pieces of someones roof off of their house still attached to it.
My pops looked at him like
Gave him $10 and told him to leave and never come back.
Had me rollin'
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Non Sequitur
Creep.
I had a crackhead bytch come to my door one night and offer to blow me for $5. My girl was in the bathroom and didn't hear any of our conversation, but who knows? Maybe if I was there by myself, I would've gotten my salad tossed or something
I have ready about crackheads in urban fiction. Never seen one IRL..
Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
I had a crackhead bytch come to my door one night and offer to blow me for $5. My girl was in the bathroom and didn't hear any of our conversation, but who knows? Maybe if I was there by myself, I would've gotten my salad tossed or something
At least give her a golden shower or something. But for that she'd have to give YOU $5.
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walkin home from school as a teenager a crackhead chick i guessed to be 30 years my senior ( might have been less considering its a crackhead) yelled out " hey pretty boy" my reaction was 
and my friends reaction was 
and my friends reaction was
Illuminatos' Hairline
Where's my sharpie?!
Subs 
Happened in downtown Houston, just came out of subway after eating my sandwich.
Crackhead: Hey brutha! im so hungry, can you help a dude out with some change?
Me: I don't have any change (lie, i had $500 in my pocket) but i can get you a sandwich at the subway right here?
Crackhead: Man, i don't want no sandwich
Me: My nikka, are you hungry or what?
Crackhead: Why can't i get a few bucks? i seen you in there with some bills. Don't be stingy!!!
Me:So somebody offers your ass some free food and thats not good enough? Im not about to give you shyt.
Crackhead:fukk YOU! *shoves me*
(Yo, i dreamed of knocking a crackhead out but i didnt have the heart to hit him in the face) Hit this dude with the swift jab to the chest and dude was
Crackhead: *stumbling around* Ayyyy WHY YOU HIT ME BRUH, fukk YOU!! MAN fukk YOU!!!
Me:fukk outta my face bruh before i actually knock you out.
Crackhead:So you ain't got a dollar?!
Me:*throws about 64 cent on the floor and walks away*
That is why i don't even stop from them nikkas anymore.