'Cause you should be up in the sky, girl, you're so fukking fly
You belong in the mile high club
fukkin' 'fore we get to the house, screwin' our brains out
Like changing a lightbulb
I'm wrapped around her finger
A yo-yo on a string
She lets me sit there and just dangle
Donald Duck's on the tonka truck stuck in the yard
Two ass cheek implants, call that an asset
Cause you could stick a glass on it, it's massive
Sorry if I'm being graphic, but I'm stiff as a statue
You sat on a shelf, I feel like I'm a bust
But just like a girl who thinks her coochie doesn't stink
Asked her in she wants a computer shoved up her vagina
Said my dikk is an Apple
She said "put it inside her"
Cause it just died like "ooh, food coloring, duh"
Today wasn't my birthday
But I'm caked up like a dessert tray
I'm swimming in that Egyptian River cause I'm in denial (the Nile)