Elizabeth Banks making a movie called... Cocaine Bear

[MenacingMonk]

I had a blast with this, lol. This was some Narcos: Jellystone fukkery.

Spoiler

Movie PEAKS during the ambulance sequence. Still enjoyed my time afterwards but I already knew nothing was topping that shyt.

Margo got done dirty in this, easily the most horrific death of the bunch to me. Anytime I see someone’s face being dragged along the concrete, that shyt just gets to me.

The bear sniffing coke off of that decapitated leg on some

ish took me the fukk out. R.I.P. to Ray Liotta.

Them kids prolly went home with Happy Meals at the end. Let that be me pulling that shyt and I would‘ve had a HISTORIC ass-whoopin.

But yeah, Banks has a franchise on her hands. nikkas had me feening for screentime for a fukkin’ bear…they won. About to start a whole chain reaction now. Jack Links execs lookin at their “Messin’ wit Sasquatch” commercials like

A franchise? Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

 

[Deltron]

If it flops hope she won't blame bears for not attending

 

[Lootpack]

A franchise? Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

Not really a crazy statement when Roland Emmerich can continue pumping out disaster porn films every other year.

Reviews have been good. Could easily see cash grab sequels being greenlit as ridiculous as the premise was.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Not really a crazy statement when Roland Emmerich can continue pumping out disaster porn films every year.

Reviews have been good. Could easily see cash grab sequels being greenlit as ridiculous as the premise was.

Why you gotta throw this into the universe? We already have too many milked franchises.

 

[Lootpack]

Why you gotta throw this into the universe? We already have too many milked franchises.

That's just the nature of Hollywood.

 

[MenacingMonk]

That's just the nature of Hollywood.

I’m aware, but this shyt seems like it’ll be straight to dvd status if it’s milked.

 

[Lootpack]

I’m aware, but this shyt seems like it’ll be straight to dvd status if it’s milked.

It was straight to DVD status many times even during this film , but that Pablo Eskobear fukkery is like a gateway drug.

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

If it flops hope she won't blame bears for not attending

Everyone is running to see this including Bears

 

[SmarkMero]

Pretty much what you'd expect from a Movie called Cocaine Bear and it worked.

Spoiler

Isiah Whitlock Jr's last breath scene was cinema at it's finest

 

[MushroomX]

I'm ready. We ready. Scorpio is ready for tonight.

 

[Optimus Prime]

It was entertaining but most of the best scenes were previewed in the trailer.
Like someone said above, the highpoint is the amblance scene and after that they really didn't know how to end it.
For any "The Americans" fans, this would have worked as a filler episode where Phil bumps his head on a mission and dreams all this
Since they had the big 3 from the show, it would have been great if they had some of the other characters from the show to play random people in this movie.

 

[valet]

Overall: This is a good but flawed movie.

Humor: Overall good. It's some white humor in here that Black people wasn't laughing at but these white folks was cracking up. I was just smh. But this is definitely a dark comedy. Kinda reminds me of "Pain and Gain" mix with Seth Rogen type of humor. Can't explain why without spoiling the movie.

Horror- Yes, this is a horror film. Gore, jump scares. Yes, it's a bear but trust me, he catching bodies. And it's gory.

Ray Liotta- His role is limited but he did his thing. R.I.P. to the O.G.
Cube's son- If you don't like his acting then you probably won't like it here. I personally can tolerate him though

Negatives- Too many stories going on. They got a kid story, drug dealer stories. This movie would be way better if they just reduced this to the drug dealers and the bear.

Bottom line: I enjoyed this movie alot. It's some corny white people stuff in here but I was satisfied with the horror. I'm not a gore person but I can deal with it in here. This is def rated R. They should def think about doing a part 2. Even if it's not based on a true story.

 

[radio rahiem]

This movie!

 

[Lootpack]

Pretty much what you'd expect from a Movie called Cocaine Bear and it worked.

Spoiler

Isiah Whitlock Jr's last breath scene was cinema at it's finest

Spoiler

“Let’s see what effect this has on it.”

Anytime homie was on-screen I was expecting him to say the magical word in classic fashion

 

[Bryan Danielson]