Elden Ring (PS4,XB1,PC,PS5,XSX) (February 25th, 2022)

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Well, after spending like 5 hours on Melania, there is nothing fun about this fight. It's all just cheap shyt by her. There is nothing fair about anything she does. I don't even know where to begin with this garbage. The fact that she can pull an attack out of thin air (anytime, anyplace) that can one-shot you no matter where in the arena you are is pure horseshyt.

I've only gotten to her 2nd phase once, and took half her life in like 5 seconds with Corpse Piler before choking a heal. Feel like that phase gonna be way easier than her first, but probably just got lucky. And that's what this fight is gonna boil down to: pure luck. You just have to pray she doesn't do Waterfowl. Before I even knew there was a 2nd phase, I had her down to like 2 hits a few times. One time I went in for a jump attack and nope. She rose right up into Waterfowl. Dead. Trash.

And don't get me started on the input reading. Like I said, all cheap shyt in this fight. Nothing fair. I don't know why they insist on doing shyt like that. But whatever. I'll kill her cheating ass at some point tomorrow and wash my hands of her.
 

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he clearly aint hit mountaintops of the giants yet :mjgrin:
Yoo im happy for breh but I don't think he's left limgrave yet :mjlol: seen a nikka mention caelid :russ: don't even do him like that send him to the Atlas Platue.
Y’all get so ag it’s hilarious. :mjlol:
We not ag its just funny because you don't know what you don't know :pachaha:
 

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Well, after spending like 5 hours on Melania, there is nothing fun about this fight. It's all just cheap shyt by her. There is nothing fair about anything she does. I don't even know where to begin with this garbage. The fact that she can pull an attack out of thin air (anytime, anyplace) that can one-shot you no matter where in the arena you are is pure horseshyt.

I've only gotten to her 2nd phase once, and took half her life in like 5 seconds with Corpse Piler before choking a heal. Feel like that phase gonna be way easier than her first, but probably just got lucky. And that's what this fight is gonna boil down to: pure luck. You just have to pray she doesn't do Waterfowl. Before I even knew there was a 2nd phase, I had her down to like 2 hits a few times. One time I went in for a jump attack and nope. She rose right up into Waterfowl. Dead. Trash.

And don't get me started on the input reading. Like I said, all cheap shyt in this fight. Nothing fair. I don't know why they insist on doing shyt like that. But whatever. I'll kill her cheating ass at some point tomorrow and wash my hands of her.

You tried stun-locking her? She's folded like paper when swung on.. Legit stood like Chris Rock after a slap :russ:
 

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You tried stun-locking her? She's folded like paper when swung on.. Legit stood like Chris Rock after a slap :russ:
Sometimes I can get her for a couple hits in a row, but she'll do that stupid side dodge then hit me when I think I have her trapped smh. Annoying.
 

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Well, after spending like 5 hours on Melania, there is nothing fun about this fight. It's all just cheap shyt by her. There is nothing fair about anything she does. I don't even know where to begin with this garbage. The fact that she can pull an attack out of thin air (anytime, anyplace) that can one-shot you no matter where in the arena you are is pure horseshyt.

I've only gotten to her 2nd phase once, and took half her life in like 5 seconds with Corpse Piler before choking a heal. Feel like that phase gonna be way easier than her first, but probably just got lucky. And that's what this fight is gonna boil down to: pure luck. You just have to pray she doesn't do Waterfowl. Before I even knew there was a 2nd phase, I had her down to like 2 hits a few times. One time I went in for a jump attack and nope. She rose right up into Waterfowl. Dead. Trash.

And don't get me started on the input reading. Like I said, all cheap shyt in this fight. Nothing fair. I don't know why they insist on doing shyt like that. But whatever. I'll kill her cheating ass at some point tomorrow and wash my hands of her.


you just got to be a bad mufukka:wow:
 

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Parry spam lol. No thanks. Them Waterfowl dodges were legit though.

Run away from her, and when she does the super dash, roll into her as soon as she leaps towards you. Keep running until you see the animation before the slash circle finish, then punish accordingly.
 
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