you should be afraid to die like you're afraid of taking your next shyt. You're going to do it anyway. Why be afraid of doing something you have no choice in doing?
Because of uncertainty? Because you don't know what's going to happen afterwards?
Well... you don't know what's going to happen after your next shyt, either. You think you're simply going to wipe your ass and flush.
- You might see a spider and freak the fukk out.
- How the fukk did that wasp get in here!?
- The little plastic bolts may break and the toilet seat may slide to the right.
- The chain on the handle thingy inside the tank may break after years of sitting in rusty water and the toilet might not flush.
- The toilet may not flush because you just dropped Leviathan out of your ass and tried to bury it with half a roll of toilet paper.
- You might look to the right and discover there's no toilet paper!
- The lights may go out!
- All of the above may happen and THEN the lights may go out!
And that's not even getting into the things that may or may not happen OUTSIDE of the bathroom. I'm not going to get into it.
I'm just elaborating the fact that you don't know. And neither do I.
It's shytting. You're gonna do it. You don't know what's going to happen when you do. It's better to take a shyt without giving one.
So I don't.
The only question that you should worry about is.... how much will it hurt when you take it?