Eastcoast and midwest dirtpeople, why do you CHOOSE to live in these conditions

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I was born in February and raised in Brooklyn, so I'm kindred with the cold:youngsabo:
 
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Snow>>>>>>>> earthquakes/tornadoes/hurricanes/mudslides/floods/traffic
Tornadoes and hurricaines? Like those in new jersey and nyc? Or tornadoes in the ENTIRE MIDWEST?

This mythical earthquake...shyt doesnt happen....that blizzard? That ICE STORM? That tornado? That hurricaine? Yeah. IT WILL.

Never-in-a-lifetime earthquake risk >>>>>>>> Dying because you have to drive on ice to work on DECK
 

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Tornadoes and hurricaines? Like those in new jersey and nyc? Or tornadoes in the ENTIRE MIDWEST?

This mythical earthquake...shyt doesnt happen....that blizzard? That ICE STORM? That tornado? That hurricaine? Yeah. IT WILL.

Never-in-a-lifetime earthquake risk >>>>>>>> Dying because you have to drive on ice to work on DECK

Earthquakes happen. As do other natural disasters. Where I live there is none of that stuff, only snow. I've never died driving in the snow:manny:
 

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How dare you disrespect the Midwest :ufdup: I am now prepared to live anywhere on earth...unlike down south where anything above a 8th inch of snow sends the city into gridlock or out west where the pussification of America is most rampant. Ova here we still playin football in the snow with no coats giving us impenetrable skin and psyche. We still hunt in REAL woods with real animals, Christmas looks like actual Christmas and not that fu-fu x-mas out there. We get all 4 seasons of beautiful changes not to mention you can see the full range of a Woman's style and not being a clown and realizing the chick can't dress outside of beach nakedness. Driving in ANY condition is simple for Midwesterners worth their salt and its home to the best rivalry in all of sports sans El Clasico....
























but i do like Seattle :lolbron:
You gotta forgive dude, he's from Michigan, so because he's from the midwest's anus he assumes the rest is just as shytty:youngsabo:
 

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4 seasons >>> all year round summer :scusthov:
I missed this the first time around. There won't be a worse post in TLR all year.

Nothing is more overrated than the four seasons. 50-80 degrees year round being able to do anything every single day of the year >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> driving on glass roads, having snow up to your waist, being advised to keep your water running 24/7 so your pipes don't freeze, being bundled up like a woolly mammoth and your face going numb as soon as you step outside.
 

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I actually like shoveling snow.

I could afford the finest snowblower, and can easily move south with my job.

I'm not going to.

Shoveling snow is like deadlifting -- it sucks, but it's stimulating at the same time. I bump the music and get to it. Sometimes I hit the gym after.

I'm midwest ... but I've been thinking of moving to denver. Temps are more mild, but there's still snow ... and, most importantly, no southern people.
Don't move here. The people are just as stupid if not worse, the traffic sucks and you never know when another psycho is gonna shoot some place up. They rarely plow roads after it snows and the traffic lights are an abomination.
 

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I missed this the first time around. There won't be a worse post in TLR all year.

Nothing is more overrated than the four seasons. 50-80 degrees year round being able to do anything every single day of the year >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> driving on glass roads, having snow up to your waist, being advised to keep your water running 24/7 so your pipes don't freeze, being bundled up like a woolly mammoth and your face going numb as soon as you step outside.

You do realize there are places that have legitimate 4 seasons that don't have any of the cons you mentioned?
 
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