Dudes are really writing poems for girls on instagram? unbelievable

[re'up]

'because made me busy' he went right off the deep end...I've done some writing about women I knew, never showed any of them, and definitely didn't post it on a virtual strangers instagram. He was hoping she'd go for his rough exterior with a heart of gold and the words of Robert Frost...that shyt was like something a handicapped person would write, special needs poetry.

 

[MBwithadream]

I thought Poetry was supposed to flow?

That shyt was lumpier than when Martin fought Tommy Hearns.


These old salad ass nikkaz, man

 

[Family Man]

You are the most beautiful The beauty just for you,I can't describe your beauty from inside and outside,Your beauty made the people surprised on it,Your beauty overcome on the beauty of moon,Your beauty overcome on the beautiful nature,I can't describe your beauty on the paper,Because it's overcome to the world,Because broken whole the rules,Because made me busy,In your eyes, check, lips, chest, , , etc,Your beauty surpassed description,Tell me how can I describe your beauty,

I can use this on my catfish account on POF.

 

[AntiHero]

damnmells Drink your breast milk

creeplife_dre @damnmells you take the left, I take the right. I'm sure her breast milk taste like Piña Colada

damnmells @creeplife_dre lmfao goodnight!

creeplife_dre "you're". C'mon boo, u too great for that. So u gone let me and @damnmells suck the chestsicles til ur areolas change colors?

creeplife_dre Let me and @damnmells suck ur titty meat til they shrink like Tootsie Pops

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Instagram

Grown azz men dressing like teenagers on the internet gassing up on some girl who they don't even know. What's the point of telling these girls all of this chit if you don't know them or will ever meet them ?

There's puzzy in your downtown district right now, go get it.

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

I don't get why people get tattoos saying "only god can judge me" it's like well duh nikka but that's on judgement day, and until then you Finna get judged a lot for that wack ass tattoo.

 

[MikelArteta]

Instagram

imagine that being your daughter? or girl?

these whores have no shame

 

[Sierra Mist]

simping women you'll never meet

 

[MikelArteta]

simping women you'll never meet

something you specialize in amphibion

 

[Sierra Mist]

something you specialize in amphibion

Nope. get mad.

 

[Nintendough]

I try telling cats...leave the poetry game to those who are truly about that life. If you aint well seasoned in the simp game, leave it to the professionals.

 

[Youhadasparkwhenustarted]

These dudes are one step away from catching these heffas dolo and knocking these instagram chicks out like "bytch you shoulda just took the compliment and gave me your number!", then draging they ass back to their house and taking the p*ssy on some caveman shyt.

 

[Emperor Sol]

@Cat piss martini

I summon thee

Spoiler

I know what you would say on a thread like this

 

[Cat piss martini]

That nikka mama aint shyt.....
nikka chest looks like the clearest patch
of holts face.

 

[beezy]

this shyt hurts to read

 

[Ain't That Something]

That nikka not Haitian