Dude tried to jack my bike tonight........
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Roger Sterling
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That "five minutes" must have felt like an eternity as you stood by helplessly watching someone emasculate you and steal your property.
Did you have the
, by any chance?
Ronnie Lott
#49erGang
I got his attention, I admit I made the mistake of thinkin either my boy was right behind me or that some $10 an hour dude at 1 in the morning would atleast be ready to dial 911 if some shyt had popped off. He's gonna hand me the phone like"here we go again"
I don't understand why the 1st instinct would be to tell the cashier to call 911 instead of confronting the theif (especially if u actually see the theft in progress) And what was the point of goin home to get a machete and searchin the streets for 2 hrs? Dude is long gone by then? If a nygga is stealin my shhyt and I'm actually witnessing the theft, he's gonna get beat the fucc down on sight. 911 would be called by someone that's seein the fight. Jus sayin bruh
posterchild336
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posterchild336
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Some cats might know that I ride bikes. Tonight after breaking bad me and my homie decide to hit the streets, me onand him on my other bike
...we rode around for a little bit, no where special. He wanted to get somethin to eat so we went into a Hyvee, he couldnt find nothing, so we rode across the street to Walgreens, this was at approx 1:30am, roughly 2 hours after we had just left the crib.
Now I didnt know, that we would do any stops, cause usually I always ride with something on me, a big ass knife to be precise, but I figured we'd stick real close to the crib but we ended up venturing out. We locked up the bikes and went into Walgreens, I grabbed a vitamin water pay and leave and I see someone with their back toward me bent over fumblin with the bikes...and im like......how did my homie beat me out..it took 2.5 seconds for me to realize it wasnt my homie, and I said "Ay, motherfukker Ay!!" I two stepped back in the store, and said "Call 911 this fool is tryin to jack us...and I yelled in the store, Yo C!, C!!!!" This fool is nowhere to be found, this fukkin numbnuts at the register hands me the phone, so im likeand I grab the phone and im talkin to the fukking dispatch operator
this
dude from behind the counter waddles out and is there for a minute...and im talkin to the dispatcher and im coverin the phone and yellin "Yo C!, C!" The walgreens dude walks back end and says he just rode off with a bike. Im like shyt. My homie comes walkin out the back, "Did you call me? I was in the bathroom? Why are you yellin in the store? I said "This fool jacked my shyt!" I tossed the phone and we went out there, black dude was like "He went east..." Im like "what?!?"
My bag with a spare tube in it, was gone, my HID headlight gone, rear HID light gone, and the dude took my pump.
We fukkin pedal as fast as we could back to my crib and I grab my whip, which has some tools in it and I grab my baby boo aka
We scoured the streets for about 2hrs.....no white dude on a bike, anywhere. I was ready to go down for the murder game brehs. Its only $100 worth of a shyt but its the principle.
I cant believe I didnt have anything on me tonight. The thief had a bag with him and he was bent over one of my bikes I didnt know if he was tryin to saw the lock or what...I had nothing except a vitamin water.
The devil on my shoulder is like.
I still got some other pics though.
CCW on the way!!!! I had that dude dead to rights, I woulda shot him in the back too.
yo i am confused, did he get the bike or not? if so did you get it back?
JasonSJackson
Jah Sun Ma'at Ra
he didnt try to jack ur bike.....he Jacked ur bike.
posterchild336
Superstar
Thats what I am saying I didnt understand...he said tried, thats why i figured he got it back
Shut the fukk up idiot. Night ridding is not for frail faggits... lock ya doors and hide after dark.
There's no traffic @ night makes perfect sense to ride then. I do it all the time with no weapons...
he did not get the bikes, but a little bag with a spare inner tube, a pump, and front HID light and a back one.
no im not dominican or any machete wielding ethnicity, just a negro who if gets the chance, will be reeeall ******ish. People shake their heads hearin people gettin killed over a dime bag of reggie.....its not about the quality or the content, its the princple. i heavily believe in reform, but i dont think a guy who is caught on camera robbing and bank that gets arrested and sits in jail for 10 years, gets it. I feel it legally we removed an arm, or a bank teller puts 2 in his back and he will never walk again...that the next time he thinks, "ima rob a bank" he will be like wait....as he looks down at his lifeless legs then thinks, let me see what this job search is lookin like.
posterchild336
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thanks for the clarification
T'Kuvma Da Unforgettable
My Wallabies attract bowlegged b1tches
[ame=http://youtu.be/f8SQlXMJBbU]Nigel Sylvester and Gatorade Go All Day: The Night Episode - YouTube[/ame]
says the dude who probably doesn't know how to ride a bike let alone afford one.
Word, why aint he confront dude there ? nikka riding off his bike with this face
Bike thief:
Emac :
Bike thief: *rides real slow and looks in emacs eyes*
Black dude: He went east
Between this and whoever said "Look at emac y'all", I don't think I've laughed this hard at a thread in a LONG time. 
Legit tears-down-my-face laughing at the comments. Hope karma gets the thief but 
at the comedy.