Dude tried to jack my bike tonight........

emac

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Were you afraid you were gonna get your shyt stomped by yourself with no machete?

Stomped no...the first thing I did was reach down for my knife, wasnt there. Meanwhile dude is bent over toward my shyt fumblin, it looked like he was tryin to cut the lock with a saw or chainin his shyt up. by the time i realized it wasnt my boy and started yellin at'em and I looked over my shoulder to see my homie wasnt behind me I just took 2 steps back and yelled at the fat black dude to get someone on the phone. I thought it was gonna go down outside Walgreens. 2v1....it wasnt meant to be.
 

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Stomped no...the first thing I did was reach down for my knife, wasnt there. Meanwhile dude is bent over toward my shyt fumblin, it looked like he was tryin to cut the lock with a saw or chainin his shyt up. by the time i realized it wasnt my boy and started yellin at'em and I looked over my shoulder to see my homie wasnt behind me I just took 2 steps back and yelled at the fat black dude to get someone on the phone. I thought it was gonna go down outside Walgreens. 2v1....it wasnt meant to be.

so when yall hear some nikka got chopped up...ya'll gonna say ay, remember that emac cat talked about hittin someone with a machete...when you read the story you'll see my name and be like "That was EMAC!!!"

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:stop:
you posted this in coli, with what intention? People are gonna ether you breh for 2 reasons:1. you just LET a dude steal your property without confrontation, 2. He was white:facepalm:

Just to get it out, so when yall hear some nikka got chopped up...ya'll gonna say ay, remember that emac cat talked about hittin someone with a machete...when you read the story you'll see my name and be like "That was EMAC!!!"

I aint even materialistic like that, it aint worth gettin shanked or shot, if he had something, like I said all I had was 2 fists and a bottle of vitamin water..I thought I had a sure thing. If someone would have paused my life I would bet cold hard cash that my boy was right behind me and we was about to put the beats on someone outside of Walgreens. it wasnt meant to be.
 

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Who the fukk just randomly steals bikes at 1 in the morning smh what hood is this emac?
 

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"Oh my man ain't there to hold my hand" ass nikka. :birdman:

Your bytch ass was too afraid to confront the CAC and handle it. :pacspit:

This whole thing went down in like 4-5 mins tops. Its the first and last time i've ever slipped, i shoulda took that shyt inside with me. I took an L. I know of dudes that are dead cause they didnt have the 9 on'em. I could've ran and tackled him maybe he had a bag full of oranges. I didnt want to find out like that though. Im willing to bet a million to 1 this dude didnt have a gun on him, but if he was cuttin the lock with a saw (like most people who try to steal bikes and shyt do, or even some 5lb bolt cutters, and im sittin there with a vitamin water and my knucks, i aint even tryin to take that kind of an L. I figured if my boy had stepped from beside me like "Da fukk is going on and he saw some dude by the bikes we coulda got him like Bystanders Just Watch Little Girl Get Abducted - Black Men Step up and challenger would be kidnapper - YouTube
 

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- lock stuff
- take bag inside store
- know self defense clause - dude was taking stuff from bike...but was not a threat
- ask walgreens for video / review video with walgreens
- use m on when there is a dire need
 
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