Drop your wife off at her high school reunion brehs

[Justise M]

Looks like a man

 

[jdubnyce]

Lil tyquan that use to sit behind her in history class gone hit her wit dat

Tyquan: AYE SHAWTY....
Beth: hi quan

Tyquan: damn, u remembered a nikkas name and all dat huh?

Beth: hahah quan your so funny. (slaps his shoulder)

Tyquan: (yokes her up and pushes her against the wall) BYTCH I DID 15 YEARS IN DA JOINT..U NOT JUST GONE BE HITTIN ON ME

Beth: HAAALLPPPP

Quan: BYTCH I GOT WARRANTS STOP SCREAMING

(beth's husband runs over to save her)

Quan: AYO CHILL OPIE...(lifts up shirt and flashes a pistol)

Brad: PLEASE DONT KILL ME SIR. PUUHHHLEEASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEE (Runs away)

Beth: really brad? REALLY..

Quan: now see...see...if u was mine i would NEVA leave my white goddess like dat

Beth: (looks at quans crotch) nikka, HOW BIG IS DAT DIK?

Quan: chill lil mama..my wife here. (starts walking away)

Beth: (runs up behind quan and puts a plastic knife to his throat) NAH NIKKA, U WANT IT ONE WAY..BUT ITS THE OTHER WAY

Quan: SOMEBODY HAAAALLPPPPP....WHY YALL nikkaS STARING THIS WHITE HOE CRAZY..HAAALLLLPPPP

Beth: (leads quan to the jacket closet) STRIP NIKKA

Terrible

 

[Da Jungles]

we making threads off skits now

AND They’re giving real responses

 

[mag357]

I told this story before
Chick who cheated on her dude with me.
nikka started coming to my gym
We used to work out, spot me and everything
Was a cool ass dude
But it was weird cause I felt me & dude could have been good potnas
but hell nah

The saddest thing is that the exact same thing happened to me.

I don't even be caring about nikkaz not to fck they chix...but bro is cool as sht.

One day we was talking for madd long. vibing about life and sht. I gave him my number so we could link up at the gym.

And as soon as I stepped foot out that gym I texted her and told her delete my number out ur phone.

I wish I could beat my old self up because he Fcked my friends wife smh

U see these stories tho. nikkaz still trusting these chix

 

[We Ready]

What's the husband's Reddit username?

This is her husband

x.com

twitter.com

 

[TheJet]

I'd have to ask these nikkaz thats been in that situation.
How do they feel being in the same place with nikkaz that done had their dikks in they wives mouth..... before.

I definitely had wives and gf bring they dudes around me, but they obviously didn't know I was hitting.

No matter how "grown" u try to be...I know u gotta feel something....no?

He should be showing gratitude.

 

[mag357]

He should be showing gratitude.

Gratitude?