Drop your wife off at her high school reunion brehs

[rabbid]

she say that around him cause she knows his getback isn't coming. he didnt discover what backshots were until spankbang. now if he had said BeckyLynn with the water cooler coochie from '04 invited him to social brunch she would've been simmering. you just gotta let women have their zingers sometimes.

 

[Yagirlcheatinonus]

This!

Dude going home to watch what he wants on tv and not clean up behind himself.

When you got a decade or more together you know who they coming home to.

After she get slutted by another man. Are you ok with that?

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Lil tyquan that use to sit behind her in history class gone hit her wit dat

Tyquan: AYE SHAWTY....
Beth: hi quan

Tyquan: damn, u remembered a nikkas name and all dat huh?

Beth: hahah quan your so funny. (slaps his shoulder)

Tyquan: (yokes her up and pushes her against the wall) BYTCH I DID 15 YEARS IN DA JOINT..U NOT JUST GONE BE HITTIN ON ME

Beth: HAAALLPPPP

Quan: BYTCH I GOT WARRANTS STOP SCREAMING

(beth's husband runs over to save her)

Quan: AYO CHILL OPIE...(lifts up shirt and flashes a pistol)

Brad: PLEASE DONT KILL ME SIR. PUUHHHLEEASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEE (Runs away)

Beth: really brad? REALLY..

Quan: now see...see...if u was mine i would NEVA leave my white goddess like dat

Beth: (looks at quans crotch) nikka, HOW BIG IS DAT DIK?

Quan: chill lil mama..my wife here. (starts walking away)

Beth: (runs up behind quan and puts a plastic knife to his throat) NAH NIKKA, U WANT IT ONE WAY..BUT ITS THE OTHER WAY

Quan: SOMEBODY HAAAALLPPPPP....WHY YALL nikkaS STARING THIS WHITE HOE CRAZY..HAAALLLLPPPP

Beth: (leads quan to the jacket closet) STRIP NIKKA

well lookahere...

colis own quentin Tarantino.... quan unchained

 

[King Poetic]

I was expecting before hitting play that he was just dropping off and that was it

But she said a FEW OF THEM finger her..

That wasn’t the only thing either bytch

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

we making threads off skits now

But also, even if it wasn't that should be a red flag for the woman whose husband doesn't want to go with her to the event.

MF probably drove right to his sneaky link's place to cheat in peace.

 

[Strapped]

They play too much

 

[Diondon]

I wonder if they still remember her brew?

 

[Pressure]

we making threads off skits now

These boys don’t touch grass anymore.

 

[mag357]

I had dinner with a girl from my high school (we went to a steakhouse,she def had that Mac n cheese back in the day). She introduced me to her husband and son. shyt can be a little awkward

I'd have to ask these nikkaz thats been in that situation.
How do they feel being in the same place with nikkaz that done had their dikks in they wives mouth..... before.

I definitely had wives and gf bring they dudes around me, but they obviously didn't know I was hitting.

No matter how "grown" u try to be...I know u gotta feel something....no?

 

[Luke Cage]

i thought it was funny

you all take so much pride in being wet blankets.
cac humor, black humor whatever, being mad at humor is corny

 

[Diondon]

I'd have to ask these nikkaz thats been in that situation.
How do they feel being in the same place with nikkaz that done had their dikks in they wives mouth..... before.

I definitely had wives and gf bring they dudes around me, but they obviously didn't know I was hitting.

No matter how "grown" u try to be...I know u gotta feel something....no?

I told this story before
Chick who cheated on her dude with me.
nikka started coming to my gym
We used to work out, spot me and everything
Was a cool ass dude
But it was weird cause I felt me & dude could have been good potnas
but hell nah

 

[Rekkapryde]

Welp......wrap it up.


We've found the worst post of the year and possibly in the history of the Coli


@Rekkapryde

@Big Boss


Make it official.

Wow....fukkin wow....

 

[Rekkapryde]

Lil tyquan that use to sit behind her in history class gone hit her wit dat

Tyquan: AYE SHAWTY....
Beth: hi quan

Tyquan: damn, u remembered a nikkas name and all dat huh?

Beth: hahah quan your so funny. (slaps his shoulder)

Tyquan: (yokes her up and pushes her against the wall) BYTCH I DID 15 YEARS IN DA JOINT..U NOT JUST GONE BE HITTIN ON ME

Beth: HAAALLPPPP

Quan: BYTCH I GOT WARRANTS STOP SCREAMING

(beth's husband runs over to save her)

Quan: AYO CHILL OPIE...(lifts up shirt and flashes a pistol)

Brad: PLEASE DONT KILL ME SIR. PUUHHHLEEASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEE (Runs away)

Beth: really brad? REALLY..

Quan: now see...see...if u was mine i would NEVA leave my white goddess like dat

Beth: (looks at quans crotch) nikka, HOW BIG IS DAT DIK?

Quan: chill lil mama..my wife here. (starts walking away)

Beth: (runs up behind quan and puts a plastic knife to his throat) NAH NIKKA, U WANT IT ONE WAY..BUT ITS THE OTHER WAY

Quan: SOMEBODY HAAAALLPPPPP....WHY YALL nikkaS STARING THIS WHITE HOE CRAZY..HAAALLLLPPPP

Beth: (leads quan to the jacket closet) STRIP NIKKA

Fam...stay off Tubi

 

[Elim Garak]

What's the husband's Reddit username?

 

[karim]

Caucasian cuckold humor. It is not funny to my elitist Black sensibilities.