damn how is "courtdog mattress" a google search
Not sure lol.
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damn how is "courtdog mattress" a google search
Urban Dictionary: courtdog
come up shuffle136 up, 7 down
noun: A celebration one does after purchasing garbage. Such as a used mattress off craigslist, which is likely covered with fecal matter stains, urine, dead skin, hair, sweat, and skeet.
Hey guys looks at this mattress i just bought dirt cheap. It only has 3 yellow stains, 2 brown stains and lights up like a Christmas tree under a black light. But i saved $24.15. I feel a come up shuffle coming on.
I'm on Craigslist looking and somebody got an LG 47 Smart TV posted on there for $798 talking bout you can talk me down mind you the dude took the pic of the shyt sitting on a retail gondola with the dots at the end of the shelf. i look on Best Buy's open box website and the same fukking TV is on there for $609 and with the 10% off coupon they got posted it would be like $541.
dude is trying to flip that TV and pick up $250 on it. that's some fukked up shyt. bet his ass ain't gonna give out the receipt he got with the TV either if there are any issues. i texted him with "Did you get that TV from Best Buy?" and got no response.
I got 3 days to stop bullshytting, and I would have forgotten if it wasn't for you WinbCheck out the warranty repair situation. Come to find out, this Kinect is under warranty until Feb.3.2013
This dude courtdog, how does redemption feel man............ sleeping on a cumstained mattress but get back at em saving a couple bucks...............
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I thought they would have deleted them shyts by now...