Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
America/Trump would do some shyt like make it one massive state.
These nikkas fukking dumb as shyt.
These nikkas fukking dumb as shyt.
Donald Trump: No more US protection for Canada until it becomes our 51st state. There’s Russian ships out there.. and Chinese ships.. many ships..
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Do you think America would ever let Canada develop a very strong army? They would have always seen that as a threat on their border. They would have pulled us aside and said "hey, we got your back, ease down with the military shyt. Our citizens see that as you threatening us".Honestly Trump is making an eye opener right now and I don’t blame him for doing it. He’s right Canada really is ass out and weak. The military is wack the gun laws for Canadians to take matters into their own hands is not existent. Like we are the hippy country and it I’m not opposed to the idea of Canada becoming a 51st state but I’ll be damned to be lead by this muthafukker. This nikka basically saying I can protect you if you give up the p*ssy but if you don’t China and Russian about to run a train on you.
If we had a strong army, Trump would just use that against us as a justification for invading.
This is just a madman being a madman. But a madman we need to take seriously none the less
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And that makes zero sense. One state bigger then all of the US. Just stupid.
If we're being honest here, he'd just take the parts he sees as lucrative, and has resources, then he'd make a deal for Russia to get the rest..
Great point lol
ReasonableMatic
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Koons literally BEGGIN to be put back into slavery.
No awareness and survival skills whatsoever. Just “Yes, Massa”
This how Massa be looking at them:
spliz
SplizThaDon
This dude isn’t gonna last a whole term. lol.
We get 90% of potash (have no clue what it is some kind of fertilizer) from Canada. They should drop some huge tariffs on potash exports.
You are buggin. Last year the US claims to have spent over 900 billion dollars on the military. China is the closest and they claim to have spent 290 billion. The US already has more of everything that it could possibly need for itself. Why do you think the US acts as a weapons depot for allies via sales or giveaways? shyt, the US even arms and trains future enemies. Shout out to Ho Chi Minh and the Mujahideen. I've lived all over the North East and know for a fact that it is MAGA infected outside of cities and college towns for the most part. If Trump really got on his grind to work them up, he could rally a literal army of of rednecks with little to no resistance from law enforcement. All it would take then is to point them towards the border just like he did to the Capitol Building on Jan 6th. Would it fail as well?
Would Trump get away with it? Probably... Then he would bytch about the political prisoners Canada is holding and threaten to send in the real military to rescue them... 
Making it a single, giant state would be hysterical. Politically it would only give the Dems 2 senators unless Canada injects another party into the system...
Melania does not smile like that around her husbandIf I was Trudeau, I'd see if Melania and Ivanka are down to get busyKeep that shyt a secret for 4 years and disclose the news once Trump is outta office.
Ivanka probably…you know what, I bet she controlled herself. But Melania probably went for it
Number of foreign soldiers killed in Afghanistan
- USA: 2,461.
- UK: 457.
- Canada: 159.
Sir Richard Spirit
Superstar
RIP to them guys who went to fight a war America had no reason to fight. When you dependent, and in pocket, you go on dummy missions. 
skokiaan
African original
He know Europeans don't regard him as one of the upper class people but with BRICS he can get the attention he clearly craves.
Nkrumah Was Right
Superstar
As a sailor, the Russian fleet is currently getting hoed by a nation that has no navy, and Chinese vessels don't even travel past Hawaii, so what the fúck is he talking about
The Chinese barely have the capacity to stage a landing in Taiwan, but now they're able to land 5,000 miles away to Canada and/or harass vessels at that distance
MAGA really is a cult because even the slightest bit of Doctor Google and common sense (which they pride their policies on being comprised of) can poke holes in their already porous statements
You’re a sailor but you’re unaware of China’s Dong-Feng missiles?
Can the AEGIS system stop 2000 missile salvos?
Black man, save your life and leave the Navy.
again you would have to raze and kill us all. Y'all think we are going to bend over backwards nah. We look just like you, speak the same language and we aren't dumb ass sheepherders etc.
