Donald Trump got the stockmarket looking like a BLOODBATH 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸 | MAGA-based merits [the OFFICIAL #TrumpTariffs thread]

[Kasgoinjail]

Does your daughter still believe she has a dikk?

The audacity of you continuing to be on the Coli while your daughter thinks she has a dikk. That’s even not considering the herpes on your lips or that trichomonas infection you haven’t resolved or how fukking fat you are. Get it together dogfukker.

I see

 

[The_Unchosen_One]

Trump is straight up out of control. He is tanking the economy with the stupid mindless tariffs now he is attempting to straight up destroy the monetary system.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-again-asks-feds-powell-to-lower-rates-calling-him-a-major-loser-143118323.html

Gonna do away with the dollar and introduce trump bucks

 

[klutch2381]

Man, y'all think Trump has some masterful plan to refi America's debt at a lower rate?

Trump does not even know what he will say or do in the next 30 minutes. There is no plan. Trump has been talking about tariffs since the '80s and once he gets an idea in his mind, he does not let it go—even if he's proven wrong. Even if that is/was his plan (it's not)... he would never be able to see it through. The WSJ and other republican leaning spaces are already floating that he should be impeached.

 

[Kornball The Conqueror]

-49% 115K

 

[Dr. Acula]

At this point, I’m just morbidly curious how low we will go. I think this dude will get the DOW into the 20k region

 

[peppe]

It's funny how the USA is the only country coming out with news like were are close to a deal withChina and other countries etc.

Meanwhile the other countries are "crickets" They really want to keep their stupid voter base believing in them thinking it's going their way. It isn't

 

[ReasonableMatic]

 

[bnew]

Keith Edwards (@keithedwards.bsky.social)

So $1.4 trillion was erased from the stock market today btw

bsky.app

Spoiler: full text & large images

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keithedwards.bsky.social
So $1.4 trillion was erased from the stock market today btw

2/31
jc-thomson.bsky.social
And $3K erased from DHS Secretary Noem’s purse

3/31
504spyboy.bsky.social
Meh. That was just her daily allowance paid for by taxpayers. No personal loss.

4/31
newjeffct.bsky.social
$3,000 per day? Over 365 days, that's over $1 million.

5/31
cshlgvdajce830.bsky.social
They make and spend more than that for sure.

6/31
504spyboy.bsky.social
Especially when they know ahead of time which way the market will move.

7/31
jtvandal01.bsky.social
Luckily for me I found $3k in this lady’s purse.

8/31
mishmatic.bsky.social
That was no lady!! LMAO

9/31
millicentrandy.bsky.social
When is someone going to stop him from destroying everyone?

10/31
so-called-b.bsky.social
They don't care. In the end they will still have money and we won't.
Making people need you, beg for help as if you were a king is the end game.

11/31
tonyhig67.bsky.social
In other words, a typical Monday under MAGA rule.

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doug-holst.bsky.social

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rdp666.bsky.social
You win the internet today


14/31
spewspewitt.bsky.social
Did you say “thank you”?

15/31
gerrylev.bsky.social
Just checked and the total value of US equities is about 52 trillion so at this rate we should be done in about 50 trading days.

16/31
charleynobody.bsky.social
But I tuned into CNBC today and was assured by all kinds of people that it’s not a big deal. The market is temporarily affected, they said.
The president knows what he’s doing they said.
The president is listening to advisors they said.
Ronald Reagan did tariffs too, they said.

It’s such a comfort

17/31
papadavidg70.bsky.social
Probably went into numerous offshore bank accounts.
Follow the money.
Money does not just disappear.
It was either misplaced as the purse.
Or it was stolen.

18/31
chedo-b.bsky.social
Don't be a Nazi supporter, SALE while it's still worth something
bsky.app/profile/ched...

19/31
mccarthypm.bsky.social
#Impeachtrump
Bluesky

20/31
arvindnair.bsky.social
Emerging markets watching the US implode right now.

21/31
sherry2.bsky.social
And as usual
Trump takes
NO RESPONSIBILITY

And as usual
Trump
BLAMES OTHERS

This time he wrongly blames Fed Chairman Jerome Powell

Not his tariff chaos

22/31
mikejstarks.bsky.social
Tbf, part of it's probably coming back tomorrow

23/31
gregdiamondesq.bsky.social
It’s not erased! It’s pinin’ for the fjords! And look, now you stunned it!

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saminpittsburgh.bsky.social


25/31
friskeywhisker.bsky.social
Am I rich yet? I wonder if the gazillionaires are looking for an international saboteur for AF1? I am betting there are some really mad rich people right now.

26/31
smokin-glory.bsky.social
But everything is better. I saw it on the TV.

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halfbackjack.bsky.social
I worry that the blues song is coming true: "They call it Stormy Monday, but Tuesday's just as bad."

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rcopelander.bsky.social
Nobody will miss it

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geoffreyabreu.bsky.social

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ratatouillecat.bsky.social
The Trump “put” is coming. The problem, like Chicken Little, is it may not work.

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rikabel69.bsky.social
Is that good

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[Piff Perkins]

I think the stock market is definitely going to crash and remain sideways for the next 10 or so years similar to how it was after the dot-com bubble burst in 2000. As far as real estate, I think home prices will fall but by less than the stock market. But similar to the stock market, home prices will probably be flat to sideways for the most part. The government will do everything in its power to defend the value of the dollar and treasuries since if those go, the entire system collapses. That means they’ll let everything else collapse because that makes the dollar and treasuries more attractive. Also they need assets to collapse so that the Fed can cut rates with triggering inflation again and the trillions in debt issued during Covid can be refinanced at low interest rates again.



Another factor is companies using the next downturn as the perfect opportunity to replace laid off workers with AI and never hire those people back again after the economy starts to recover. That’s truly going to be something that could trigger widespread social unrest.

Quoting this weeks later as an example of the dumb shyt people say to defend Trump. Treasuries/bond rates are going UP now. Not down. Making everything more expensive and uncertain, including debt. If that was the plan (spoiler: it wasn't) it failed miserably.

I'd argue that the bond market exploding was the thing that convinced people in Trump's circle to tell him this shyt gotta stop soon or else. We're on the verge of some very bad things happening. Trump is now saying he's gonna surrender to China on trade but...does that solve this? Why would China lift a finger until Trump removes every 2025-exclusive tariff.

 

[lib123]

Quoting this weeks later as an example of the dumb shyt people say to defend Trump. Treasuries/bond rates are going UP now. Not down. Making everything more expensive and uncertain, including debt. If that was the plan (spoiler: it wasn't) it failed miserably.

I'd argue that the bond market exploding was the thing that convinced people in Trump's circle to tell him this shyt gotta stop soon or else. We're on the verge of some very bad things happening. Trump is now saying he's gonna surrender to China on trade but...does that solve this? Why would China lift a finger until Trump removes every 2025-exclusive tariff.

I wasn’t defending Trump. And I agree rates spiking did cause him to back down.

 

[ReasonableMatic]

 

[3rdWorld]

China cancels US pork shipments after tariffs raise prices

Tariffs are starting to hit American meat exports, with China making its biggest cancellation of pork orders since 2020, according to Thursday data from the US Department of Agriculture.

www.spokesman.com

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