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Virtuous_Brotha

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fukk a thief, get you a partner that can watch the door, smell a Target and then break it's neck if it comes down to it.

The most a cat can do in a burglary situation is use it's maleable spine to squeeze under a door and fall 2 stories stories, that's it. :skip:
Or get a big cat problem solved :yeshrug: Compare big dogs to small cats brehs.
 

The G.O.D II

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Imagine a pet that takes care of herself, don’t need to be walked, chase bugs, minds her own business and snuggles. :blessed:

Not a filthy, loud, bad-breath, wet-tongue barking ass creature who gets in your face and steals your pizza when not looking :scust:

That same animal that wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire and will have your whole house smelling because they shyt and piss in a sand trap?
 
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:salute:even though my cat has been fukking up the house for 10 years
indoor/outdoor cat gang.. :whoo:

no more litter.. keeps snakes, rodents, groundhogs and anything else out the yard/garden.. :banderas:

pretty sure my cat made a pact with a snake, tho.. because she used to bring them home all the time, then all of a sudden started bringing home moles.. :lupe:
 

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#Catset, I have a question:jbhmm:

If your loveable pet cat happened to grow to say, idk, the size of a German Shepherd,
how long do you think it would be before Mr Snuggles ripped your throat out and ate you? :lupe:

The point is, cats only tolerate you because you are a source of easy food, and shelter. If they had the same physical ability as their larger cousins(leopards etc), they’d have just as little use for you, as their larger cousins. It’d be Bon Apetit on your ass:eat:
 
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indoor/outdoor cat gang.. :whoo:

no more litter.. keeps snakes, rodents, groundhogs and anything else out the yard/garden.. :banderas:

pretty sure my cat made a pact with a snake, tho.. because she used to bring them home all the time, then all of a sudden started bringing home moles.. :lupe:

I dated a girl whose cat brought home a whole ass rabbit.
:picard:

Left that shyt next to the back door like
:youngsabo:

My neighbor’s dogs brought a baby possum IN THE HOUSE, and were chasing it around. She said she got tired of looking for it, so she went to sleep.

:damn:
WITH THE POSSUM IN THE HOUSE

She said when she woke woke up the next morning, the possum was cuddled up with the dogs, and she threw a fish towel over it, and took it outside.

:scust:
 
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I dated a girl whose cat brought home a whole ass rabbit.
:picard:

Left that shyt next to the back door like
:youngsabo:

My neighbor’s dogs brought a baby possum IN THE HOUSE, and were chasing it around. She said she got tired of looking for it, so she went to sleep.

:damn:
WITH THE POSSUM IN THE HOUSE

She said when she woke woke up the next morning, the possum was cuddled up with the dogs, and she threw a fish towel over it, and took it outside.

:scust:


when i was young.. this kid i knew lived in a old beat-up house, and one night his nephew was there.. and, was like, "wanna see the mouse..?"

kid took off the bottom grate of the dishwasher.. and, it was a big ass possum just hissing at all of us.. :dead:
 
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when i was young.. this kid i knew lived in a old beat-up house, and one night his nephew was there.. and, was like, "wanna see the mouse..?"

kid took off the bottom grate of the dishwasher.. and, it was a big ass possum just hissing at all of us.. :dead:
:hhh:
The fact that he knew there was a rodent in the house, and there happened to be a bigger rodent is scust
 
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