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Of course cats make better thieves:

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Y’all just got cowardly ass scooby doo :mjlol:

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fukk a thief, get you a partner that can watch the door, smell a Target and then break it's neck if it comes down to it.

The most a cat can do in a burglary situation is use it's maleable spine to squeeze under a door and fall 2 stories stories, that's it. :skip:
 

CouldntBeMeTho

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fukk a thief, get you a partner that can watch the door, smell a Target and then break it's neck if it comes down to it.

The most a cat can do in a burglary situation is use it's maleable spine to squeeze under a door and fall 2 stories stories, that's it. :skip:
Thats what the fukk a gun is for :bustback:
 

Obreh Winfrey

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Not anti-social...selective and uncompromising...just like more humans ought to be.

They do listen...but if you ain't saying something worthwhile or they got better shyt to do, then hey...you still expect them to sit there and keep listening to you like they actually care?

Don't hate them because they are honest. Damn dogs got y'all conditioned to think animals supposed to always act happy with and interested in you, even when they really aren't and you really suck...cats are not here for that.

A cat is the honest friend everyone needs.
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Not even gonna lie & hold my L. :snoop: Thought this shyt said #Cacset. Was expecting a different level of fukkery.
Oh they in here under the #MuttGang banner :mjplsass:
 

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Dudes don't know white people got litter boxes for dogs? They're better trained & can be left at home. Big cat fine, house cat, let the lies go. They're worthless to a trained dog.
 

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Cats don't even fukk with you. They anti social with low emotional intelligence. They are sociopaths
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SOCIOPATHY AND LOW INTELLIGENCE IS AN OXYMORON..

CATS FUX WIT U IF THEY DOWN WIT U. PERIOD.

DOGS FUX WIT ANYONE WHO SNAPS THEIR FINGERS OR HAS A SNACK FOR THEM.

VERY FICKLE ANIMALS.
 

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fukk a thief, get you a partner that can watch the door, smell a Target and then break it's neck if it comes down to it.

The most a cat can do in a burglary situation is use it's maleable spine to squeeze under a door and fall 2 stories stories, that's it. :skip:

WHAT YOURE LOOKING FOR IS A GUN
 

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Imagine a pet that takes care of herself, don’t need to be walked, chase bugs, minds her own business and snuggles. :blessed:

Not a filthy, loud, bad-breath, wet-tongue barking ass creature who gets in your face and steals your pizza when not looking :scust:
And doesnt give af if you live or die, yet you still consider it your pet when really you're just his custodial staff:mjgrin:
 
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