Does anyone here actually LIKE Steven Seagal movies?

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Saturday evenings during the school year, on tnt or tbs. yes :russ:

In fact imma bout to look for some to stream right now
 

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Out For Justice is his best flick. It's heavily underrated and his most grounded movie. He's more of a regular cop dealing with neighborhood thugs. For me it stands the test of time. Plus William Forsythe plays a good villain. Dope movie.

Under Siege is overrated and above the law hasn't aged very well. Marked for death is a cult classic but i havent seen it in a long ass time.
 
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When I was a teenager, there was this old white man that worked at a grocery store with me. He got demoted from the produce department to being a bagger like me. He had to be in his 60’s.

He lived in his old piece of shyt car (I think his wife put him out) and worked overnight, but he would come in way early and sit in the breakroom and watch the same Steven Segal movies over and over on the VCR.

Really nice guy. I often think of him whenever I see or hear Steven Segal mentioned.
 

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yea the guy that doesnt get touched in his fight scenes has more realistic ones :beli: and u damn sure havent seen JCVD new flicks to say this nonsense as well :francis:
His aikido style is more akin to the type of fighting in movies today, you can only watch van damme flex and hit the splits mid air in slow mo so many times
 

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its odd because jean claude has some of the best action star kicks ever but some his fights are struggle


I think he had that lazy hulk hogan 'work smarter not harder' mind set, he ran with what got him over with audiences in the 80s and 90s
 

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Dude is the king of unnecessary property damage in films. He'll go in an establishment get in a brawl and find a way to break everything in the room.

Will Sasso on Mad TV did some great Seagal impressions and skits
 

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I liked Above the law...



The last dude got his shyt broke violently...:huhldup:
 

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my dad likes em :ld:

Chuck Norris
Charles Bronson
Clint Eastwood
Segal
Eddie Murphy
Will Smith
Bruce Willis
Bruce Lee

there's certain style of movies that old men just like
My great grandpa has Mortal Kombat On VHS and probably has no idea its a video game franchise yet alone what a video game is :dead:
 

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Under Siege was the last good one.
 
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