Does anyone here actually LIKE Steven Seagal movies?

[Able Archer 83]

You're forgetting hard to kill in there

No I'm not.

 

[OfTheCross]

The fukk is wrong with you?

my dad likes em

Chuck Norris
Charles Bronson
Clint Eastwood
Segal
Eddie Murphy
Will Smith
Bruce Willis
Bruce Lee

there's certain style of movies that old men just like

 

[Chris Cool]

My grandma did.

 

[Copy Ninja]

The way this dude runs

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

How many times did get over his entire career? 3 times?

 

[Cheesy]

I like Under Siege but I can't remember anything else he was in by name so

 

[SCJoe]

I used to get mad when the bad guys would line up to get their arm, neck, throat snapped/ripped. If they bum rushed him from the jump he would have been in 1 movie.

Oh yeah, the last bad guy in almost every movie was a 62 year old man that would get their whole ass kicked trying to square up and not shoot him.

 

[KevCo]

His filmography in the early days was solid

Above the Law
Hard to Kill
Marked for Death
Out for Justice
Under Siege
On Deadly Ground
Under Siege 2
Executive Decision
The Glimmer Man
Fire Down Below

That was from 1988 - 1997

Exit Wounds and Half Past Dead were straight. Early 2000s.

I ain't seen shyt after that

This pretty much...i mean back in the day when you are like 12 any of his movies were perfect for a friday night rent

 

[Able Archer 83]

I like Under Siege but I can't remember anything else he was in by name so

TBH, the names all kind of run together. Almost all of them are formulaic adjectival phrases describing Seagal's character in that particular film, built for glib taglines. "Steven Seagal is" (insert one of the following):

Above The Law
Out For Justice
Under Siege
Hard to Kill
Marked For Death
On Deadly Ground

You can tell the exact moment his career dropped off, because he started appearing in films with straight nouns in the title. Whereas in the glory days, Steven Seagal was Out For Justice/Hard to Kill/etc., Steven Seagal was none of the following:

The Glimmer Man
Fire Down Below
Exit Wounds
Executive Decision

 

[BXKingPin82]

Marked for Death

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

You couldn't even touch him!!

 

[SNG]

Marked for Death is the GOAT Steven siegal movie. The fukkery alone with the jamaicans in the movie is classic

 

[Able Archer 83]

Marked for Death is the GOAT Steven siegal movie. The fukkery alone with the jamaicans in the movie is classic

Screwface's Cosby sweater + breaking the table and randomly clubbing one of his goons = classic scene, right here:

 

[Copy Ninja]

TBH, the names all kind of run together. Almost all of them are formulaic adjectival phrases describing Seagal's character in that particular film, built for glib taglines. "Steven Seagal is" (insert one of the following):

Above The Law
Out For Justice
Under Siege
Hard to Kill
Marked For Death
On Deadly Ground

You can tell the exact moment his career dropped off, because he started appearing in films with straight nouns in the title. Whereas in the glory days, Steven Seagal was Out For Justice/Hard to Kill/etc., Steven Seagal was none of the following:

The Glimmer Man
Fire Down Below
Exit Wounds
Executive Decision

analysis.


I remember in Executive Decision when he died so quickly and unceremoniously I was like

 

[Cheesy]

TBH, the names all kind of run together. Almost all of them are formulaic adjectival phrases describing Seagal's character in that particular film, built for glib taglines. "Steven Seagal is" (insert one of the following):

Above The Law
Out For Justice
Under Siege
Hard to Kill
Marked For Death
On Deadly Ground

You can tell the exact moment his career dropped off, because he started appearing in films with straight nouns in the title. Whereas in the glory days, Steven Seagal was Out For Justice/Hard to Kill/etc., Steven Seagal was none of the following:

The Glimmer Man
Fire Down Below
Exit Wounds
Executive Decision

if you put it like that
Great theory