Do you SHlT daily

[Wild self]

Man, nikkas need to drink more water and eat more fruits/ veggies.

 

[JBoy]

I take a dump every morning

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

There's a lot of threads about pooping on this site.

 

[homiedontplaydat]

I have to take a bath after i shyt, no matter what u wipe wit ur ass aint clean til u wash it. Twice a day, in the morning before work and at night before i shower for bed

 

[babylon1]

one week i counted my Shlts. i ended up with 19

 

[acri1]

I'm a once every 2-3 days type of dude. It's usually a lot though, clogged up my toilet last time.

 

[Banned Account12]

ol loose booty hole ass nikka lol

my shyts be tough. I grunt an make faces and everything, ain't no loose booty over here.

 

[Easy-E]

9. You should poop at least once a day. A half-truth, say the authors. Regular bowel movements prevent discomfort and constipation, but a perfectly healthy person may not move their bowels every day. Constipation is defined as having fewer than three stools per week.

11 Health Myths That May Surprise You - NYTimes.com

 

[JasonSJackson]

go head and let these

muffukkas have u thinkin its ok to have toxic waste festering in your intestines for days at a time....

plus they say a "half-truth"....what do they mean by that......its either true u need to shyt everyday or not.......

 

[Jasmine20]

No homo....no homo. But....who else has had the big shyt that make they stomach feel like it's full of cement. Then when you shyt it out...it feels so good like you lost 20 pounds of dead weight I feel like I can fly straight after I feel so light.

so gross

 

[Lewis Black]

so gross

You still love me doe

 

[Jasmine20]

You still love me doe

Spoiler

let me stop frontin'

 

[feelosofer]

I may do it twice some days, my system is on point.

 

[CashmereThoughts]

I was gonna say once but I just realized I took 2 shyts today. So it's at least once. Never 3 times tho

 

[concise]

Once in the morning, once in the evening, everyday. Once in a blue moon, there's an afternoon session.

As said earlier, I can't imagine eating and not pooping. If you drink and don't pee, you know something is wrong.

I remember having some morphine recently, then freaking out after finding out that lack of a bowel movement was a side effect. I was nervous for 2 whole days, eating extra, wasting time on the toilet seat, just waiting for anything to come out. I was horrified til I saw that struggle turd on the 3rd day which might have been no bigger than 3 marbles glued together. It took like 20 minutes of straining instead of the usual 4, but what a glorious moment it waa to see that my body was working again.