do you fart in front of your girl?

[TheJet]

Nah. I'm not a murderer.

 

[DetroitEWarren]

Not if I can help it, because if she does in front of me, I'm turned off. Super unfeminine unsexy behavior.

Shut yo fat ugly lame ass up. Overweight Overton never had no hoes and ain't had no regular communication with bytches. Lame ass nikka.

I'm sorry I wanna break this nikka face so bad with a bat or bullet I can't pass up an opportunity to clown this want to be pink bytch.

Dawg is a hoe. Hoe ass nikka. Lame ass overweight ass nikka. Straight fukk boy status. Youse a bytch.

 

[DeuceZ]

Yes

We both laugh like imagine dating and having to hold a fart in

 

[cheek100]

Wifey don’t like to poot around me she goes to the bathroom. When she dookey she turn on music or run the faucet. Gotta love her.

Now me?

 

[The God Poster]

Wait until y’all around a 3rd person to fart

“Bae you smell that”

 

[Shysty]

I’m bias

When I do it I sound like a mudflapper and she laughs

When she do it, it sounds like a toot and I tell her she nasty

Then when she do it and it sounds like poof

I go through her phone

 

[shopthatwrecks]

yea.. but they said i be wreckin when im sleep...said nikka be playin the french horn...

i had one chick that was too cute to poot.. and the bytch passed out

 

[TripleAgent]

Shut yo fat ugly lame ass up. Overweight Overton never had no hoes and ain't had no regular communication with bytches. Lame ass nikka.

I'm sorry I wanna break this nikka face so bad with a bat or bullet I can't pass up an opportunity to clown this want to be pink bytch.

Dawg is a hoe. Hoe ass nikka. Lame ass overweight ass nikka. Straight fukk boy status. Youse a bytch.

Detroit to Baltimore

maps.app.goo.gl

 

[Sugarbush]

Let off the whole clip fym

 

[Devilinurear]

I’ll fart when I climax in missionary. They call it Le Petite Mort (little death) for a reason

 

[TRUEST]

Yea nah

But it’s a way for me to know I really like the girl. But there’s a limit. If I’m not all that into her I’m instantly disgusted.

 

[Commish]

Yep.

My lady stay getting pooted on!

She ain't trippin'..

We laugh about it all the time.

Ppl in good & loving relationships don't be tripping off of stuff like that. Burp, poot, blowing up bathrooms, queefin(for women), comes with the territory. *shrugs*

 

[Rice N Beans]

I'm sounding like I'm ripping construction paper.