do you fart in front of your girl?

[Toe Jay Simpson]

I’ll fart when I climax in missionary. They call it Le Petite Mort (little death) for a reason

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

Nah I stopped doing that when I was a lil jit. Sorry but I don’t want my girl to be that comfortable around me…nor friends. Go to the bathroom.

 

[Flexington]

I go into another room

but sometimes I aint gonna make it and it is what it is

 

[Dont@Me]

The only time i get irritated is when she does it without my lips tightly wrapped around her azzhole first

 

[Tasha And]

The fart ad that popped up when I entered this thread

 

[blockburna420]

That was my first mistake, making her feel to comfortable and telling her I won't judge her

 

[Gold]

never, cuz the last thing I want is her doing the same around me

 

[VegetasHairline]

I don't have a girl, but I've been hooking up with a homie's wife for the past year or so. I've never farted in front of her, but she's accidentally let one out while I'm hitting it from behind before. Doesn't bother me

Scumbag!

 

[Tetris v2.0]

Sounds versus smells lol

My wife and I been comfortable and laugh about ripping one loudly every so often- but if that shyt stinks... that's a no go though and you shoulda left the room or taken a shyt

 

[Swirv]

I fart under the covers and pull them over our heads. She thinks I’m nasty but doesn’t leave the bed lol

 

[ThrobbingHood]

I just can’t do it in front of anyone. It feels so uncouth. Same with burping.

 

[DetroitEWarren]

Most women fart to be funny when y'all are serious with each other. nikkas do that shyt as kids but I've never seen a grown ass man play around with farts. Grown women do that shyt all the time. IDGAF honestly, let's me know a chick is comfortable around me. I've had cold bytches let them go lol. Multiple different cold chicks. That shyt is normal to them in front of a man.

If you ain't had a single experience like this, you don't get a lot of women so I can't speak for you.

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Yes.

Once I was fixing the flooring and my stomach was bubbly. I was the only person upstairs, I was on my knees fixing the baseboard and farted incredibly loud and long, it came from my colon and felt amazing, then I hear a loud groan uhhh unnnhh and I turned around and my MIL was standing in the doorway with the nastiest screw face. Almost melted her makeup. I was so embarrassed.

 

[Givethanks]

Of course I do, I'm lucky they're loud but rarely stinky. She does the same around me. I treat her because here's always smell like death; she needs more fiber in her diet lol.

But tbh I make fun of her for everything she does.

She's always trying to be sneaky but they always stink lol, the other day she farted and it was cold AF outside. I locked the windows and said you decided to choose this path, whole car stunk up.



Having a girl you can do stuff like this around is so blessed

 

[TripleAgent]

Not if I can help it, because if she does in front of me, I'm turned off. Super unfeminine unsexy behavior.