Coconut water. Thank me later.
it took 5 pages to finally get to a woman's advice... tried your suggestion a few hours after you posted off the strength of that
substance: goya coconut water (pulp-free)
dose: 420ml 5% v/v solution suspended in 0.9% saline
method: intratesticular injection
body weight: 87 lbs
trip report follows...
pregame: tied off base with ratchet strap so the fluid doesn't migrate into my lower abdomen
t+0:00: 10 gtt/ml iv administered, 21-gauge butterfly needle was probably too large, ouchies
t+0:15: moderate dehydration, cocoa butter moisturizer feels nice, seems like it helps promote stretching
t+0:30: infusion complete, my sac's big and weighty, it swings around when i walk
t+0:45: expansion still continuing after iv removal, pretty cool to watch
t+1:00: started playing with my gf, girth measured 3 inches more than baseline
t+1:15: sex feels different with my newly huge balls, slapping her clit from behind's neat, shyt sounds like a buffalo getting beaten with a baseball bat
t+1:??: it took a heroic effort to nut and she said it still tastes like salty clumps of bile, more bitter than my soul
t+12:00 back to normal
conclusion: ion think coconut water works for my body or her palate, might try this next time...
Henny. You're Welcome.