Funny thing is Condoms have never truly bothered me. The fear of STD's was enough to get me to see the value of protection, besides that living in Atlanta there's NO WAY I'm trusting these nasty hoes. One of the reasons I got married was to not have to even sweat that bullshyt. Got me a nice, dark-skinned, sexy wife that I can bust in to hearts desire
True story. My best friend (whom I've written about before) went out on a date with this FINE ASS chick who he'd been talking too on FB. She lived in Miami and was willing to come down and spend the weekend with him on his birthday. When I say this chick was almost a flawless 10 I'm not exaggerating, when he sent me the pics of her I was like
Good for my homie, he's a good dude and deserved a win, so I'm thinking this is God hooking him up and shyt. So the night of his birthday they go out for drinks and talk and have a good time, it's obvious that she's feeling him any he's feeling her, so he texts me "It's about to go DOWN at the crib tonight
" and I'm laughing and shyt texting him back shyt like " break her in good. Make a real woman out of her" shyt like bro's do....
So he calls me at like 2am, waking me up and I had to go downstairs so my wife can't eavesdrop and shyt, so I'm thinking "Damn, shyt was so good he couldn't wait
" and this is EXACTLY how the convo goes
Homie: you will never GUESS the bullshyt that just happened.....
Ziggiy: what, she playing hard to get and shyt?
Homie: No worse....
Ziggiy: nikka wait...wait don't TELL me she a fukking man and shyt. You better have killed her
Homie: nah nah, we in the bed messing around, kissing and shyt then she says that she wants to have sex but she has something to tell me....
Ziggiy: ah fukk. She got the Herp
Homie: take another guess
Ziggiy: nikka she got Aids!!!???!!
Homie: Close, she got fukking HIV
Ziggiy: nikka kick her ass out
Homie: I'm making her sleep on the couch, she'll be gone tomorrow afternoon
Turns out the chick told him she got HIV when she was born from her mother, She was trying to tell him it was ok for them to have sex if they used protection and shyt but of course my homie was like fukk THAT. She was offering to suck his dikk and everything. He was scared he even kissed her but I told him that's not how it spreads (also told him to wash his mouth out with soap and STILL go get tested)
You CANNOT trust these females brehs. This chick looked like your regular dime ass healthy thick southern girl and was carrying the monster. Use protection brehs, or you'll come across a chick whose not as forthcoming....