Do women even care about safe sex anymore?

[Tommy Knocks]

Funny thing is Condoms have never truly bothered me. The fear of STD's was enough to get me to see the value of protection, besides that living in Atlanta there's NO WAY I'm trusting these nasty hoes. One of the reasons I got married was to not have to even sweat that bullshyt. Got me a nice, dark-skinned, sexy wife that I can bust in to hearts desire



True story. My best friend (whom I've written about before) went out on a date with this FINE ASS chick who he'd been talking too on FB. She lived in Miami and was willing to come down and spend the weekend with him on his birthday. When I say this chick was almost a flawless 10 I'm not exaggerating, when he sent me the pics of her I was like Good for my homie, he's a good dude and deserved a win, so I'm thinking this is God hooking him up and shyt. So the night of his birthday they go out for drinks and talk and have a good time, it's obvious that she's feeling him any he's feeling her, so he texts me "It's about to go DOWN at the crib tonight" and I'm laughing and shyt texting him back shyt like " break her in good. Make a real woman out of her" shyt like bro's do....


So he calls me at like 2am, waking me up and I had to go downstairs so my wife can't eavesdrop and shyt, so I'm thinking "Damn, shyt was so good he couldn't wait" and this is EXACTLY how the convo goes


Homie: you will never GUESS the bullshyt that just happened.....

Ziggiy: what, she playing hard to get and shyt?

Homie: No worse....
Ziggiy: nikka wait...wait don't TELL me she a fukking man and shyt. You better have killed her

Homie: nah nah, we in the bed messing around, kissing and shyt then she says that she wants to have sex but she has something to tell me....

Ziggiy: ah fukk. She got the Herp

Homie: take another guess

Ziggiy: nikka she got Aids!!!???!!

Homie: Close, she got fukking HIV

Ziggiy: nikka kick her ass out


Homie: I'm making her sleep on the couch, she'll be gone tomorrow afternoon


Turns out the chick told him she got HIV when she was born from her mother, She was trying to tell him it was ok for them to have sex if they used protection and shyt but of course my homie was like fukk THAT. She was offering to suck his dikk and everything. He was scared he even kissed her but I told him that's not how it spreads (also told him to wash his mouth out with soap and STILL go get tested)

You CANNOT trust these females brehs. This chick looked like your regular dime ass healthy thick southern girl and was carrying the monster. Use protection brehs, or you'll come across a chick whose not as forthcoming....

jesus christ why did I read this. Im gonna be paranoid for a month now

thats why you never trick a girl by taking it off randomly who is really persistent on you wearing a condom. she might have her reasons for wanting that bad boy on so bad. damn.

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

Damn I don't need to worry about protection, my mail order bride is gonna be clean

 

[LebronsHairline]

Hell naa

you go in raw dog out here to huh

She said the same thing to me breh. She whispered in my ear "Cum inside of me "

I didn't have a choice

id have like 10 kids by now if i listened eveytime a bytch said that to me


and i can only remember exactly one instance where the chick said put on a condom, and im like 99 % sure i could have smashed without one if i didnt have it

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Funny thing is Condoms have never truly bothered me. The fear of STD's was enough to get me to see the value of protection, besides that living in Atlanta there's NO WAY I'm trusting these nasty hoes. One of the reasons I got married was to not have to even sweat that bullshyt. Got me a nice, dark-skinned, sexy wife that I can bust in to hearts desire



True story. My best friend (whom I've written about before) went out on a date with this FINE ASS chick who he'd been talking too on FB. She lived in Miami and was willing to come down and spend the weekend with him on his birthday. When I say this chick was almost a flawless 10 I'm not exaggerating, when he sent me the pics of her I was like Good for my homie, he's a good dude and deserved a win, so I'm thinking this is God hooking him up and shyt. So the night of his birthday they go out for drinks and talk and have a good time, it's obvious that she's feeling him any he's feeling her, so he texts me "It's about to go DOWN at the crib tonight" and I'm laughing and shyt texting him back shyt like " break her in good. Make a real woman out of her" shyt like bro's do....


So he calls me at like 2am, waking me up and I had to go downstairs so my wife can't eavesdrop and shyt, so I'm thinking "Damn, shyt was so good he couldn't wait" and this is EXACTLY how the convo goes


Homie: you will never GUESS the bullshyt that just happened.....

Ziggiy: what, she playing hard to get and shyt?

Homie: No worse....
Ziggiy: nikka wait...wait don't TELL me she a fukking man and shyt. You better have killed her

Homie: nah nah, we in the bed messing around, kissing and shyt then she says that she wants to have sex but she has something to tell me....

Ziggiy: ah fukk. She got the Herp

Homie: take another guess

Ziggiy: nikka she got Aids!!!???!!

Homie: Close, she got fukking HIV

Ziggiy: nikka kick her ass out


Homie: I'm making her sleep on the couch, she'll be gone tomorrow afternoon


Turns out the chick told him she got HIV when she was born from her mother, She was trying to tell him it was ok for them to have sex if they used protection and shyt but of course my homie was like fukk THAT. She was offering to suck his dikk and everything. He was scared he even kissed her but I told him that's not how it spreads (also told him to wash his mouth out with soap and STILL go get tested)

You CANNOT trust these females brehs. This chick looked like your regular dime ass healthy thick southern girl and was carrying the monster. Use protection brehs, or you'll come across a chick whose not as forthcoming....

Yo i was entertained from reading that, painted a pretty colorful picture...the anti climax was oh dayumn.

 

[Danie84]

I do

 

[Michael9100]

Depends on the woman.....

 

[Killer Instinct]

I've been with a few who did insist on protection, and a few who didn't. I had to force my ex gf to grab a rubber (took everything I had) which is crazy considering she was always the 'good' girl. I'm not trying to get stuck with any kids or STDs, so I wrap up every time. Twenty minutes of pleasure isn't worth a lifetime of pain.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Not one female replied

 

[Cheercomp]

When I reach over into my nightsand for the condom she gives me the face. Why are chicks so careless nowadays?

I almost spit my drink on this computer at work picturing this shyt!

 

[L. Deezy]

bytches dont really like condoms.. dudes dont either

I dont get why this is a topic.lol

We all know the risks. babies, std's, death... ok, we all get that by now...

 

[kermit da hustla]

Can remember the last time I used a condom. Even on one night stands, I'm hitting p*ssy raw. I know it's reckless, but I just don't give a fukk.

And I think a lot of you nikkas claiming your reaching for condoms are

 

[marcuz]

Not one female replied

because they know the shyt is true i was just scrolling through this thread, i knew they'd be surprisingly absent

 

[C-NICE]

So when she go down to give you head you tell her and put the rubber on first yall boys wild

 

[Jahmal]

bytches dont really like condoms.. dudes dont either

I dont get why this is a topic.lol

We all know the risks. babies, std's, death... ok, we all get that by now...

yea likes babies,stds and death are nothing serious....

 

[Jahmal]

Can remember the last time I used a condom. Even on one night stands, I'm hitting p*ssy raw. I know it's reckless, but I just don't give a fukk.

And I think a lot of you nikkas claiming your reaching for condoms are

How are those child support payments duke?