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Do real nikkas make a sound when they stub their toe?
Do real nikkas ever get foreign particles in their eye, making them stop to rub their eyelids?
Do real nikkas remove old tiles from floors?
Do real nikkas ask for/give directions?
Do real nikkas sigh when they find out their order was slightly wrong but they're too far away to go back and change it? Do they still eat the food?
Do real nikkas correct grammatical mistakes?
Do real nikkas ever get foreign particles in their eye, making them stop to rub their eyelids?
Do real nikkas remove old tiles from floors?
Do real nikkas ask for/give directions?
Do real nikkas sigh when they find out their order was slightly wrong but they're too far away to go back and change it? Do they still eat the food?
Do real nikkas correct grammatical mistakes?