Yo. I never got into social media. I got Facebook for the first time in 2012. I just got instagram last year.
So I was deployed in Kuwait from 2011-2013. Before that, I was in Brownsville for a year with the box shaped Mexicans.

Basically, I didn’t know what twerking was in the 2000’s sense.

Fast forward to 2013. I got promoted into a reserve unit in Little Rock Arkansas. I caught me a bad lil yellow bone from New Orleans. This is my first drill weekend. We go out to some restaurant. After we eat and start walking to the car, this lil chick started twerking in the middle of the parking lot for no reason. I had the

Face
Never seen that stupid shyt before in my life. Little did I know that was a thing. Women bustin it wide open any and everywhere.

I was embarrassed for her and for me.

That Creole refugee p*ssy was fire though. She had my nose wide open for a whole year.

How you live in America and can be referred to as a refugee though?

Brittany I hope you are out there somewhere in Little Rock bringing happiness to some Coli Brehs at the strip club with your twerk winds.