Describe Your Favorite Movies in as Boring a Way as Possible

[MartyMcFly]

Child abuser in a striped shirt kills teens who fall asleep

Nightmare on elm st

 

[Atsym Sknyfs]

A candy maker kidnaps kids who won a “contest” to teach them a lesson, while floating around in a drug induced haze and hallucinations.

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im gonna say charlie and the chocolate factory but i never say it ... i only saw willy wonka.. yes, im old

 

[Atsym Sknyfs]

Man gives up his powers for ;love only to get his ass kicked and get his powers back

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

1. A man with cancer kills bad people with contraptions

2. Friends become involuntary organ donors during their stay at a hotel

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Man gives up his powers for ;love only to get his ass kicked and get his powers back

Spider-Man?

 

[Atsym Sknyfs]

Spider-Man?

no... remember im old.. its older than spider man .. its from 1980

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

A rodent avoids his shadow, while some a$$hole relives the same day.

Some rich guy beats the shyt out of another guy for saving the planet, while killing a shyt load of people in the process. Ended up bonding in the end.

Some women end up stuck in an cave. Betrayal and demonic fukkery ensues.

A father makes the wrong decision after getting stuck in a truck with 3 other people at the end of the movie.

3. Descent
4. The Mist

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Guy invents a new suit and fights terrorists

@Ironman

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

A crew deals with a life threatening danger because they overruled their ships most important protocol.

Crew as in spaceship or a boat crew?

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

1. Older dude works at a video game company, an Adam Sandler movie without Adam in it, lead pawg looks like Velma

2. Old killer bytch gets popped in the head but doesn't die, decides to kill former co-workers, RZA on the tracks

3. A suicidal politician runs for president and talks mad shyt.... kinda forshadowed a lot of the current Trump bullshyt

2. Kill Bill

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Guy goes to jail, and escapes

Escape from Alcatraz

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Fredo had it coming

Godfather

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

A divorced man gets fired and decides enough is enough

Falling Down?

 

[H. Selassie]

Man takes his family on a vacation, loses his mind, scares his kid

Man voluntarily joins the Army but doesn’t want to fight

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Father steals an exotic pet for his son and fukks up the town

Gremlins