Describe Your Favorite Movies in as Boring a Way as Possible

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is yours Seven.. if not.. im trying to find a way to do 7

Nah, it's I Saw The Devil
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One night stand turns into an afternoon romp from her family.

A man determined to understand a magic trick gets a shocking revelation.

A former boxer decides to do the right thing against his brother's wishes.
 

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A poor family cons their way into working for a rich family.

A guy spends over a decade locked in an apartment and has sex with his daughter when he gets out.

Abused women steal a semi to escape their abusers.

A bitter quadriplegic gets a miraculous implant.

One night stand turns into an afternoon romp from her family.

A man determined to understand a magic trick gets a shocking revelation.

A former boxer decides to do the right thing against his brother's wishes.

Second one has to be The Prestige.
 

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Bill Burr voice:

3 cacs drink too much and loses their friend before his wedding.

2 Miami cops attempts to take down a drug lord.

The dead rises. The survivors shield themselves in a mall.

The dead rises...on a train.

A breh falls for a becky. Regrets it later.

A floor salesman at an electronic store is a virgin.

A man in a mask chases his sister in a hospital.

Some criminals are tested in an abandoned house.

A Canadian fights his lover's exes.

3 teens try to lose their virginity at a party. <- This can arguably be two separate movies.

It's the rapture. Some celebrity's suddenly turn Christian.

2 cops go undercover as high schoolers.
 
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1. Clowns kill people, people kill the clowns.

2. A depressed woman goes to a retreat in a Swedish valley with her friends, her friends are all murdered; her boyfriend dies in a bear costume

3. An evil spirit comes to a house to possess people.
 

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A poor family cons their way into working for a rich family.

A guy spends over a decade locked in an apartment and has sex with his daughter when he gets out.

Abused women steal a semi to escape their abusers.

A bitter quadriplegic gets a miraculous implant.



Second one has to be The Prestige.

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Old Boy
Mad Max Fury Road
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-inbreds kill college kids because wanted to the kids avoid traffic and they couldn’t use a map

- a man with a chainsaw kills people in Texas

- an overgrown lizard and a prehistoric animal cannot peacefully coexist, humans are collateral damage

-kids gets lost in the woods and are haunted by a witch

-preteens learn the hard way that playing practical jokes on their stepmother is not a good idea
 

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-inbreds kill college kids because wanted to the kids avoid traffic and they couldn’t use a map

- a man with a chainsaw kills people in Texas

- an overgrown lizard and a prehistoric animal cannot peacefully coexist, humans are collateral damage
i know what you did last summer?
texas chain saw massacre
godzilla?
 
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