Dennis Rodman Was The King Of fukkery

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:whoa: i dunno about dennis washing karl now...or charles for that matter either


Charles no,....he would have washed Malone.
The reason why Dennis had to curb his behavior was he was that nice with his hands fighting.
He was the combined troll might of bill and Rick.
Plus, a kid who had hands and was treated poorly.
Dennis would have washed Malone,....chuck I doubt but Malone and zo.
He would have beat them two up.
Zo and Malone were just some pretty boys who were tall or physical specimens.
They were not bout it like Dennis was at all.
They play tough for the camera but Dennis was the most bout it guy in the league.
All the restraint he showed was just him putting the mental mini games together to compete and not get ejected.
That is how brilliant his character he started to portray after Detroit was.
As he developed an entirely different actual basketball based character who acted like he had limited offensive repertoire.
Yet, Dennis was very good at hiding who he was in a public setting .
While portraying a sociopathic card of a character in place of who he was.
Dennis was a number of different skill players professionally.
given what that team/coach/league/official were to him climate wise.
That is how smart he was about playing ball.
In college and in Detroit he was a full offensive juggernaut who could rebound.
After Detroit he shed his professional offensive repertoire to be an enforcer rebounder on purpose.

His skill never atrophied imo.
I think Dennis used a lot of time after Detroit to gauge and act as a discovery zone.

Then once he got an idea of what his past play was going to illicit from league officiating to the commish wise.
He then elongated this rebounding enforcer character to actually play a psychological game within the actual NBA game. So, you were forced to witness an episode of the Dennis Rodman rebound variety show.

Dennis had like a whole performance going on down to a comedic jump shot cause the bulls just needed rebounding and did not need his offensive play.
Yet Dennis was a ferocious scorer in college and Detroit.

So, we all were getting played like the man on the moon with Dennis.


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That Rodman/Malone incident will always have me :mjlol:
:deadrose: i remember this:dead::mjlol:
 

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Peep how quick Dennis grabs a headlock on Malone and uses actual psychology like a real veteran inring heel.
Dennis is supposed to be a green inring worker but in a lot of his inring stuff he showed more than a green guy typically did.
Then later the actual textbook armdrag to ddp.
That was a top flight arm drag. It was not carried by ddp.
Dennis had a mastery of subtle movement and was a lot more proficient physically than people ever really give him credit for.
He could play professionally portraying himself as a flukey buster if he wanted to.
To pull a highly egotistic player into a false sense of accomplishment visually.
Then turn the tables on you, as an actual work like a wrassler.
His comedic jump shot and purposeful I am a buster play was all well orchestrated mini game mindgame.
If you go back to Detroit you can see his offensive repertoire on display. He created that flukey player he portrayed after Detroit. like it was some performance arts class project and then preyed on the whole league.
As, Dennis cashed out on that character with endorsement to work his way to Hollywood. When stereotypically, Dennis in his Detroit incarnation would never have gotten more than an NBA paycheck.




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Zo: "You're sick man! You're a sick individual. you're a sick mothafukka!!"











He had zo so shook of being sexually assaulted and in actual PTSD shock.
Zo would lose his higher pedigree on court with Dennis.
Zo was an actual pedigree Georgetown center taught by the patriarch John Thompson.
Zo should never have been thrown off his square like that.
Imo, it was all cause he was scared of Dennis, whippin his ass and the way Dennis scared him.
I think zo probably feared from other realms that Dennis went to as well.
You could see zo's inability to calculate on a normal level cause he was shook of Dennis.

LOL at Dennis even having the name of the bad kid.
who was on some other shyt in school, too.


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Zo: "You're sick man! You're a sick individual. you're a sick mothafukka!!"











I miss Jud buechler, and bill wennington.
Those two cats were unheralded but were vital bench contributors to bulls championships. Dennis gives Jud a sweet inside look and Jud would shyt on you if you let him from the outside to the perimeter.


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I also remember during the 1997 or 98 finals against Utah Rodman was like forget all these moremans in Utah they make me sick. Or something like that.

Them white folks in Utah were pissed and Dennis had to apologize.


Then he trolled the shyt outta them by badmouthing the whole city and purposefully making it known he was going to Vegas.
Then he would go to Vegas and then not be late to the game,....during the finals, too.


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Remember when he used to occasionally throw up 3's, and put his arms up in celebration and turn around before they even went in?

And his free throws....:mjlol: He used to just throw them up all willy nilly, but I swear, at the end of games, when they really counted, he'd consistently hit big free-throws....

I don't rememebr who it was. Maybe a former teammtate on Detroit, but they said that Dennis could really score when he wanted to.

Being that he always wanted to be the center of attention, he got more of it when he rarely scored. Because it made it more special. lol

People like, :leon:"Oh sh*t, Dennis scored!"

That high bounce jog:mjlol:

that in itself was f*ckery :heh::russ:

It's funny b/c none of the announcers ever mentioned it, but I'm sitting there like, how can you ignore this comedy. :mjlol:
 

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:deadrose: i remember this:dead::mjlol:

Breh it got so bad with that scene that the refs stepped in and T'd Rodman up and were like enough with this shyt Dennis.

Dennis was like the WWF coming to the NBA.:mjlol:

I loved that dude as a kid cause he gave no fukks. From saying Bird would be an avg player if he were black to throwing Pip into a row of chairs. :russ:

God I miss the old NBA. Rodman, Stephen Jackson, Rasheed Wallace, Bill Lambert, Zeke and GP some of the realest kats to every play the game. No fukks given and all about that Tom foolery....:mjlol:

Y'all young bucks don't know what y'all missed.:wow:
 

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damn I cant find video or audio. But who remembers when James Worthy said Rodman would literally grab yo ass for 3 quarters :russ:

Breh yeah I remember that shyt.

Man Rodman, Mahorn and Laimbeer all on the same team. Dudes had players going crazy with all their tricks.

Rodman grabbing nuts and booties, Mahorn karate chopping kats and doing the pull the chair move from under post players. Then Laimbeer hip checking jokers out of bounds, giving cheap shots to driving guards and flopping on post players.

They make the shyt these foreigner (like manu) and euro players (like Vlade) do look like child's play....:wow:
 
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