Well, to keep it movie related, I seem to have a lot of terrible vehicular luck when I’m going to and from movies.
• In 2008, when I was going to see The Dark Knight again, my car slid off the road after a sharp turn on a backroad and I ended up assassinating some older couple’s mailbox. In all fairness to that, I may have been flying a bit being a dumb 22 year old, but I take solace in knowing a lot of other incidents happened due to that sharp turn to the point where the Knox County HBD eventually fixed it to the where people’s vehicles won’t go darting off the road.
• In 2010, while coming home from seeing How to Train Your Dragon, the ECU in my car decided to peace out, and I barely got it off the road before it completely died. I ended up having to get it towed and I had to get a new vehicle.
• In 2020, after going to see Sonic the Hedgehog, I got in my jeep, turned the key, only to find out my battery died. I had to call AAA and get that taken care of in the movie theater parking lot.
• Last but not least, in 2022, I was walking back to my jeep after coming out of a showing of Scream 5, only to discover one of my tires went flat. Luckily, in that situation, and knowing my bad luck, I was prepared because I had an Airmoto to blow it back up. My only issue there is that it was 23 degrees outside and balls to the wall cold.
I just have a lot of bad luck in that area and Idk why. It’s probably life getting a kick out of blowing my happy buzz because I like going to the movies.
