DC police search for ATL resident who sodomized himself with a cucumber

Blackrogue

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Shorty just moved in. :laff:

The Man said fukk Gentrification.
fukk gentrification!

The cucumber was just a symbol for one of the many things the white woman loves to use and abuse. To put inside their many holes... On their eyes... and in their water. What better way to spread :dame:the word

After stealing the cucumbers from a white woman's farm he moistened them. Not in saliva. But in the white woman's children's tears. And then proceeded to endorse that cars sturdiness. Knelt down, made a prayer ( or sucked the cucumber, the car blocked the view I can't tell but that head bopping threw me off). Did the deed then put the cucumber back in his flintstone lunch pack to distribute to the neighbourhood and spread the word.

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She's gonna be in for a wild ride


Even his dreads was on demon time
 
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Nah… someone got to know that nikka :mjlol:

Only thing I can say to this is either chick needs to move or definitely fix that hole in her fence :mjlol:


Chick gonna have a whole, fertilized cucumber garden growing in her car grill :dame:
 
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