DC police search for ATL resident who sodomized himself with a cucumber

[ReturnOfJudah]

Somebody gotta know this clown in that area

 

[Blackrogue]

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=ht...bp&s=9f4422dc26e36d250ffb10f0c25f425dbe4f5c2c







From comments

Someone going around stealing cucumbers in the neighbourhood.

 

[Yehuda]

She says she only moved to Truxton Circle two months ago. Between the busted fence and the Case of the Cucumber Sodomy, it’s been a wild ride.

Shorty just moved in.

 

[Blackrogue]

Shorty just moved in.

The Man said fukk Gentrification.
fukk gentrification!

The cucumber was just a symbol for one of the many things the white woman loves to use and abuse. To put inside their many holes... On their eyes... and in their water. What better way to spread the word

After stealing the cucumbers from a white woman's farm he moistened them. Not in saliva. But in the white woman's children's tears. And then proceeded to endorse that cars sturdiness. Knelt down, made a prayer ( or sucked the cucumber, the car blocked the view I can't tell but that head bopping threw me off). Did the deed then put the cucumber back in his flintstone lunch pack to distribute to the neighbourhood and spread the word.

She's gonna be in for a wild ride


Even his dreads was on demon time

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Nah… someone got to know that nikka

Only thing I can say to this is either chick needs to move or definitely fix that hole in her fence


Chick gonna have a whole, fertilized cucumber garden growing in her car grill

 

[keond]

The fukk this has to do with Atlanta?

Easy plat

 

[xCivicx]

Nah that man is from your area

Stand on it

 

[TMBlue]

This is why Keith Lee wouldn't eat the food there.

 

[TMBlue]

Nah that man is from your area

Stand on it

I see what you did there.

 

[RickyDiBiase]

Easy plat

People still hatin on the A mane smfh

 

[Charlie Hustle]

The fukk this has to do with Atlanta?

Atlanta is more than a place, it’s a people

 

[staticshock]

there is nothing in that article that mentions Atlanta

 

[chief_keef_stan]

even tho this DC this easily would be some gayTL shyt

trade that whole car in

 

[skokiaan]

He likes that car...I mean he really likes that car.

 

[Brolic]

It’s just a joke. Why are ATL brehs getting so mad?