Dave Franco to star in Vanilla Ice Biopic "To the Extreme"

[Lefty Gunz]

If it's in the same vein as The Disaster Artist then i'll watch it

 

[ShaDynasty]

If this follows the style of The Disaster Artist, I'm in.

 

[Fctftl]

I'd be genuinely interested in a wu tang clan bio pic. Vanilla ice though?

Need a ODB flik

After reading Tao of Wu we def need that shyt. ODB shootin in the air at concerts, Ghostface fightin crowds n throwin people around.

i mean shyt, they had GFK wearin a mask for shows n promos cuz he had warrants.

Have a studio scene with Deck doin his Triumph verse.

the Raekwon n Ghost beef with Biggie

Have a bonus scene with Mef gettin high with Red(i know he aint wu) watchin kung fu movies n goin over ideas for How High.

These dudes really came through with a pitch of “ya so we gonna do NY street music n mix it with kung fu movies” n that shyt worked

and it seems like after a crazy time in the 90s they got older n wiser n havin good lives(minus Dirt McDirt RIP).


As for Vanilla Ice, id prolly youtube the Suge balcony scene n the Arsenio shyttin on him scene

 

[Lord Beasley]

im with it. He has an interesting story to me. I hope it includes that shyt highschool he went to, my cousin dropped out of there waaay back

 

[Reggie]

This will probably be a Netflix release by time it actually is released. Then again Vanilla Ice was popular for a short while and is still known all these years later. Maybe it will be released in theaters (barring Covid of course) and do big numbers. But i wouldn't bet money on that or anything either.

 

[Rollie Forbes]

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Yes i fukkin do..

especially his meeting with suge and suge's boys..

 

[Premeditated]

Honestly, this role fits him to t.

not that I think he's a good actor or anything.

 

[NZA]

i'd rather watch a movie about the beastie boys than this

 

[Drew Wonder]

Here's the script for anyone interested

INT. ICE’S HOTEL BEDROOM - NIGHT
Sitting on his bed, Ice reels, trying to get his mind off
everything. He grabs the remote, turning on the TV.
On screen, it’s SNL. KEVIN BACON impersonates VANILLA ICE
on CHRIS ROCK’S fake black power talk show Nat X.

KEVIN BACON AS ICE

I’m from the streets.

Bacon wears a sad version of Ice’s sequined American Flag
suit. Rock wears a Daishiki and a giant afro.

NAT X

What street?! Sesame street?!

Huge laughs. Ice turns the TV off. Closes his eyes.
Breathes deeply. Searching for any remaining calm. The
sound of his door opening. Big E’s footsteps.

ICE
(eyes closed)
Yo, Big, I just need some peace and qu --
Without warning, Ice is dragged violently off the bed!
INT. ICE’S HOTEL SUITE
He flails, disoriented, just before A MASSIVE HAND wrings
his neck, pinning him against the wall. A face comes into
focus. It’s Suge Knight.
SUGE
Happy to see me?

Behind him, two of Suge’s thugs beats Big E mercilessly
with the butt of his own .357 Magnum.

ICE
(panicked)
What -- what do you want?

Suge nods toward the far corner of the room.

SUGE
Remember him?

Ice’s eyes dart to a timid, skinny black kid hugging the
wall, staring at the floor. He looks familiar.

92.

ICE
(baffled)
...That’s...the intern?
SUGE

His name is Mario. AKA Chocolate. AKA the
motherfukker who wrote “Ice Ice Baby.”

ICE

What?!

Suge picks Ice up by his neck. He gasps, choking horribly
as Suge hauls him onto the balcony...
EXT. ICE’S HOTEL BALCONY
...and over the railing, hanging him 10 stories above
Sunset by his left leg.
ICE
Please! Don’t!
SUGE

Who wrote “Ice Ice Baby”?

ICE
fukk! Help! Help!

Suge loosens his grip, letting Ice slide a foot closer to
oblivion before catching him by the ankle.

SUGE
I ain’t asking again.
ICE

The intern! Mario! Chocolate! Whatever
the fukk! Just pull me up!

INT. ICE’S HOTEL SUITE
CLOSE ON Ice’s shaking hand, signing “Robert Van Winkle,”
on a wrinkled contract. Suge snatches it from him.

SUGE

fukk with us at all, get your people
involved, you’ll wish I dropped your ass.

Ice nods, petrified.

SUGE (CONT’D)
Nice doing business with you.

93.

Suge, Mario and his thugs file out of the room, slamming
the door behind them.
WIDE ON the hotel suite. Everything trashed, furniture

broken, pictures shattered on the floor. Big E sits half-
conscious in a pool of his own blood.

They better cast this dude as Suge to keep the cinematic universe going lol

 

[Luke Cage]

After this they gonna do a Snow biopic. Called "Informer: How a white canadian introduced the world to reggae music."

Executive produced former coli poster @Strawberry

 

[ShaDynasty]

After reading Tao of Wu we def need that shyt. ODB shootin in the air at concerts, Ghostface fightin crowds n throwin people around.

i mean shyt, they had GFK wearin a mask for shows n promos cuz he had warrants.

Have a studio scene with Deck doin his Triumph verse.

the Raekwon n Ghost beef with Biggie

Have a bonus scene with Mef gettin high with Red(i know he aint wu) watchin kung fu movies n goin over ideas for How High.

These dudes really came through with a pitch of “ya so we gonna do NY street music n mix it with kung fu movies” n that shyt worked

and it seems like after a crazy time in the 90s they got older n wiser n havin good lives(minus Dirt McDirt RIP).


As for Vanilla Ice, id prolly youtube the Suge balcony scene n the Arsenio shyttin on him scene

There's a whole TV drama about Wu. Where have you been?

It's not perfect but I'm surprised you don't know.

 

[Fctftl]

There's a whole TV drama about Wu. Where have you been?

It's not perfect but I'm surprised you don't know.

I know about the hulu show. We talkin about a movie tho. Big screen shyt.

 

[kingdarius]

this shyt better be a comedy

 

[ThirdAct]

this shyt better be a comedy

It prolly will be, that The Disaster Artist shyt was basically just an hour and a half punchline at Tommy Wiseau's expense. That's the smug cac Hollywood hipster sense of humor - make fun of some shytty thing that cacs made popular in the first place.