Darwin Award Nominee: Man says F*** Alligators. Get's eaten by alligator

Maxine Shaw

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He was the first person killed by an alligator in Texas since 1836, when a man was attacked while swimming across a bayou.

Not 1936...EIGHTEEN thirty-six. The dude swimming across the bayou was probably a slave trying to get to the fukking Promised Land.
 

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I think this sums up the basic attitude of the white supremacist. He literally thought he was above the "law" (Jungle Rules in today's case).

THEN

This motherfukcer gonna yell for help. Think about what help would entail. A twelve foot dinosaur has his ass. If he was 6 feet tall then the gator was twice as long. The people who you are asking for help JUST BEGGED your ass not to go but here you go. Now you want someone to jump in there? reach in there? Naw homie.

That would be like your homeboy telling you he was gonna go lick the side of a prime Mike Tyson's face and expect you to jump in when Mike get to swingin. Actually I'd take my chances with Tyson first.

Perhaps more white supremacists will feel like they are empowered and go kick some Africanized bee hives and jump into some big cat enclosures.
 

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:damn::damn::damn:

Thanks for putting that shyt in a spoiler, breh.

Got dayum, breh. Piranhas did that shyt?

@Mowgli , your jujitsu a match for those piranhas, breh?:sas2:

Look at that bite force



Can you fend off dozens of them at a time?

I know Brazilian jiu-jitsu so chances are if I jumped in piranha infested waters thered be a lot of bubbling and calamity and when it calmed down we'do have the first annual fish sticks festival
 

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Bayou Billy lookin ass :mjlol:
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