Darwin Award Nominee: Man says F*** Alligators. Get's eaten by alligator

[joeychizzle]

Will anyone please think of the poor genocide against the white man by these thuggish alligators?

stupid mofukka thought he was ong bak

 

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Will anyone please think of the poor genocide against the white man by these thuggish alligators?

stupid mofukka thought he was ong bak

I really should have watched all those Ong Bak movies.



Skrillex sucks tho

 

[joeychizzle]

I really should have watched all those Ong Bak movies.



Skrillex sucks tho

trust me breh ong bak is fukking mad
number one is pure comedy while the second is brutal madness
the third one is kinda wack compared to the last 2 but still good
and fukk skrillex but that was the only vid I could find

 

[KravenMorehead™]

 

[pickles]

I am saying why are the hands not eaten off?

I have seen real dead bodies ()

The bones are too connected.

 

[galsen]

 

[joeychizzle]

Damn breh, 22 posts a year
black belt lurk status
this must've made you laugh like mad for you to actually comment

 

[jackswstd]

I don't care what color you are but if your dumbass fukks around with wild animals and you lose a limb or worse, you deserve that shyt. I bet that Gator was telling his brehs "I'm gon get this muthafukker".

Smashed that watermelon like nothing

 

[jackswstd]

Not for the faint of heart

Spoiler

Piranhas.. fukk piranhas

they just about picked him clean.

 

[joeychizzle]

I don't care what color you are but if your dumbass fukks around with wild animals and you lose a limb or worse, you deserve that shyt. I bet that Gator was telling his brehs "I'm gon get this muthafukker".

Smashed that watermelon like nothing

look at the fat bulge just behind where both jaws meet
that's literally an entire bulge of muscles dedicated to that clamping motion
I mean, the human skull is considerably structurally tougher than a watermelon but still..

 

[NZA]

Give credit where credit is due. Dude was a real one. He said fukk emm' and met those gators in Thier territory and went out like a soldier. Bury him a G

screamed for help immediately. no g status for him

 

[Nakia Maynard]

 

[iBrowse]

i'm about to eat this chicken.

The gator probably thought to himself that that dude taste like chicken

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

He was in trouble as soon as he hit the water..

U think the gator heard him??

nikka was in the water like


"ay yo fukk gators"

"i don't give a fukk baby... i'm getting in right now!!!!"

 

[Craig Mack]

I was expecting to see footage