Darkseid on your couch tells you guesss who messing around with your wife

[Detroit Wave]

this nikka pure evil

 

[Kenny West]

On some real shyt I'd have joined darkseid at that moment.

that nikka better just promise me we cqn go back in time and destroy krypton a few more times after we take over earth.


Would have shown up to that sewer with darkseid running a train balls deep in lois lane with kryptonite condoms....turn that p*ssy into a deathtrap

 

[LordDeathwatch]

It's the psychological fukkery of it all. He just fukks with your favorite shyt in your house. That piece of wedding cake in your freezer? He's eating it. Those two prime steaks still in the wax paper in the fridge? He cooks them well done to burnt and eats them on that China you haven't even used yet. That boss ass recliner? He has his Rocky ass all up in that shyt leaving unfixable butt grooves. And you come home and hes just sitting there smiling at you as he erases your DVR. Because it's the small fukkery that gets him off

:BearnikkaWhat:

 

[SadimirPutin]

All these responses got me dying...

In the right hands of a good writer Darkseid is really one of the great villains

 

[NinoBrown]

It's the psychological fukkery of it all. He just fukks with your favorite shyt in your house. That piece of wedding cake in your freezer? He's eating it. Those two prime steaks still in the wax paper in the fridge? He cooks them well done to burnt and eats them on that China you haven't even used yet. That boss ass recliner? He has his Rocky ass all up in that shyt leaving unfixable butt grooves. And you come home and hes just sitting there smiling at you as he erases your DVR. Because it's the small fukkery that gets him off

The imagery has got me:

And I got the OG Michael Ironside or Clancy Brown narrating.....
Darkseid: "You thought your recordings were protected, well for an episode of Top Chef....there is always a price"

 

[Renkz]

"As creepy as that setup might be, it's also exactly what I love about Darkseid. He's pure evil, in a way that's both grand and insidious that goes far beyond just showing up and punching super-heroes, blasting eye-lasers and frowning. He's a guy that will go to your house, sit in your chair, drink your liquor, hand you a VHS tape with your wife in a porn movie filmed in a sewer, tell you you should probably do something about that, and then go back to plotting to conquer the galaxy. That's evil."

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Put another man in there with him and superman will show him all the passion he needed. Once again, DC comics bows down to marvel.

 

[LordDeathwatch]

@The axe murderer I found it breh.

 

[The axe murderer]

@The axe murderer I found it breh.

This in an era where the mf controlled all the daxamites and this the shyt he will be remembered for
His evil knows no bounds, his pettiness knows no equal