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Why would I care about some cartoon character Drawn with ink and markers on a piece of paper talking about my wife?
Darkseid on your couch tells you guesss who messing around with your wife
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KravenMorehead™
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Darkseid
Such a great villian
Such a great villian
"As creepy as that setup might be, it's also exactly what I love about Darkseid. He's pure evil, in a way that's both grand and insidious that goes far beyond just showing up and punching super-heroes, blasting eye-lasers and frowning. He's a guy that will go to your house, sit in your chair, drink your liquor, hand you a VHS tape with your wife in a porn movie filmed in a sewer, tell you you should probably do something about that, and then go back to plotting to conquer the galaxy. That's evil."
MenacingMonk
Tranquilo
I had to pick up this comic when I read about this. 
"As creepy as that setup might be, it's also exactly what I love about Darkseid. He's pure evil, in a way that's both grand and insidious that goes far beyond just showing up and punching super-heroes, blasting eye-lasers and frowning. He's a guy that will go to your house, sit in your chair, drink your liquor, hand you a VHS tape with your wife in a porn movie filmed in a sewer, tell you you should probably do something about that, and then go back to plotting to conquer the galaxy. That's evil."
Bumping old threads like grandpa on SS check day 
FromStLouis
Superstar
Just , 
. Speechless.
. Speechless.
You know Darkseid used his powers to pick out the best whiskey too. 
Mans was prolly saving that drink for when he and the missus had their first kid.
Instead it got popped open by a New God who had nothing better to do than tell him that his wife is getting smutted out by a nikka named Sleez and the hero everyone looked up to.
Cole World
Mans was prolly saving that drink for when he and the missus had their first kid.
Instead it got popped open by a New God who had nothing better to do than tell him that his wife is getting smutted out by a nikka named Sleez and the hero everyone looked up to.
Cole World
Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
while letting Miracle know the truth about his wife.SadimirPutin
Superstar
This thread got me fukking dying
Bruh if you ever gave me a bunch of really dope superpowers I swear to God it would be non stop fukkery
Bruh if you ever gave me a bunch of really dope superpowers I swear to God it would be non stop fukkery
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You know Darkseid used his powers to pick out the best whiskey too.
Mans was prolly saving that drink for when he and the missus had their first kid.
Instead it got popped open by a New God who had nothing better to do than tell him that his wife is getting smutted out by a nikka named Sleez and the hero everyone looked up to.
Cole World
It's the psychological fukkery of it all. He just fukks with your favorite shyt in your house. That piece of wedding cake in your freezer? He's eating it. Those two prime steaks still in the wax paper in the fridge? He cooks them well done to burnt and eats them on that China you haven't even used yet. That boss ass recliner? He has his Rocky ass all up in that shyt leaving unfixable butt grooves. And you come home and hes just sitting there smiling at you as he erases your DVR. Because it's the small fukkery that gets him off
"As creepy as that setup might be, it's also exactly what I love about Darkseid. He's pure evil, in a way that's both grand and insidious that goes far beyond just showing up and punching super-heroes, blasting eye-lasers and frowning. He's a guy that will go to your house, sit in your chair, drink your liquor, hand you a VHS tape with your wife in a porn movie filmed in a sewer, tell you you should probably do something about that, and then go back to plotting to conquer the galaxy. That's evil."
:What are you doing here Darkseid? Where's my wife?
: Have a seat Scott. I know we don't always see eye to eye but I respect you as a man.:Shes's not here but, I came across this tape.
:I don't have time for your bullshyt.
:Oh I bet you got time for this.*Puts tape in*
Scott : 1 min in
10 mins
20 mins
30
where is she.
: In the sewers pleighboi. Aye I told you Kryptonians were ass holes.
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